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[[Image: | [[Image:Eoghan and Laurel.jpg|left|frame| Eoghan and youngest daughter, Laurel, going for a stroll at [[Faire in the Grove XLIV/2010]].]] [[Image:Eoghan2.JPG|center]] | ||
Saint Gabrielle | ==Name/Blazonry== | ||
[[File:EoghanOBriainArms.gif|right|frame| ''Or, a duck rising wings displayed azure and a base wavy barry wavy azure and Or'']] | |||
<span style="font-size:150%">'''Tiarna Eoghan ÓBriain'''</span> | |||
([http://op.antirheralds.org/index.php?who=6897 op ranking]) | |||
The Acadamy of Saint Gabrielle has agreed that this name would have been appropriate for an Irish Gentleman in the early 1600's. | |||
Name and Device approved November 2010. | |||
More on the name: The title and spelling listed are appropriate Irish Gaelic spellings. When doing business in England it would, most likely, have been anglicized to '''Lord Owen O'Brian'''. Ironically, the original name I had intended for this persona was Deryk Owen O'Brian. Pretty close not knowing anything about anything. | |||
==Persona History== | ==Persona History== | ||
Eoghan ÓBriain was born the second of only two sons in 1587 in Dublin, Ireland. His Father, Cormac ÓBriain, was a wealthy sea merchant specializing in exotics from the Far East. His mother, Aibhilín inghean Uí Ruairc, died during his birth. His elder brother, Fearghus, died fighting under the command of Hugh ÓNéill against the English in 1601. At a very early age, Eoghan would "stow away" on his father's ships as part of the crew. He visited many ports throughout England, Spain, the | Eoghan ÓBriain was born the second of only two sons in 1587 in Dublin, Ireland. His Father, Cormac ÓBriain, was a wealthy sea merchant specializing in exotics from the Far East. His mother, Aibhilín inghean Uí Ruairc, died during his birth. His elder brother, Fearghus, died fighting under the command of Hugh ÓNéill against the English in 1601. At a very early age, Eoghan would "stow away" on his father's ships as part of the crew. He visited many ports throughout England, Spain, the Mediterranean, and even as far as Persia before his 16th year. He learned fencing, archery, sailing, and woodworking during his travels. At that time, his Father began grooming him to take control of his trade. He was sent all along the coasts of Ireland and the British Isles to establish contact and open the lines of communication with his Father's associates in those areas. While traveling through the Orkney's, he came upon Her Lovely Ladyship [[Mairghread inghean Dubhghaill mhic Cainnich]] and began courting her. Their courtship has not ended. Despite his great love and devotion, Eoghan refused to marry Mairghread. He could not bear the thought of leaving her a widow should he be taken upon by privateers during his voyages. So, he would ensure she was well cared for, leaving money and fine jewelry with her each time he would visit. Thusly, he continued to travel all along the coast lines further south on his task to take over for his Father. In 1605, he began a journey to the far eastern shores of China, where the finest of his Father's trade originated. He spent 6 years making connections and affirming his position as his Father's heir. In 1611 Eoghan received word that his Father was dying. He returned home to find his Father had died and he had left his beloved Lady Mairghread with a daughter. He took full possession of his Father's estate, and full control of the trade. He called for his Lady to join him in Dublin. There, they had two more daughters. When his eldest daughter, [[Mara inghean Eoghain]], grew to 10 years, she began to "stow away" on Eoghan's ships, much to his amusement. Not so coincidentally, members of [[The Iron Ring]], a German Mercenary Band, were to be seen on those very same merchant ships. | ||
==SCA History== | ==SCA History== | ||
I was introduced to the SCA in the Summer of 1992 in the [[Shittimwoode|Shire of Shittimwoode]]. I only attended 2 events and one demo that summer. Then I joined the US Navy and was sent to NAS Lemoore, California. This is when I married Lisa, my lovely Lady, and we began our family. Once we were able to settle down a bit, we began playing in the Barony of Nordwache. We were there for just over a year attending local and inter-kingdom events, but never really lending assistance more than the occasional water bearing. Then the Navy moved us to NAS China Lake, California. There we played with the Barony of Naevehjem. We took a more active part in the business of the Barony, although at that point neither of us became officers. I found a love for fencing at an annual inter-branch fighter practice. I went looking for a practice and found a mentor. Don Donn the Bald offered me a Red Scarf and his tutelage in exhange for nothing but a hunger to learn and the manner of a Gentleman. I have both. We attended many more events. We each received our [[Award of Arms]]. After three years in Naevehjem, the Navy moved us back to NAS Lemoore and Nordwache. Our activity in the Society dropped drastically. We attended a few events. Brought a few friends. But nothing more than that. Finally, I was Honorably released from service in October of 2002 after serving a tour in Afghanistan. Job offers led us back to Naevehjem. But, still our activity was slight. Three years we lived and did not play in the High Desert of the Mojave. Both Lisa and I have always held [[An Tir]] dear in our hearts. We have always believed we are a part of this wonderful kingdom and no other. I believe we stopped being a part of the SCA because we couldn't be a part of An Tir. Then, in 2005, I was offered a job by the largest private employer in Oregon. After all of the technicalities were worked out, we joyously returned to our glorious Pacific Northwest and the majesty of our Kingdom of An Tir. Within weeks of our arrival we attended [[Twelfth Night Coronation XL/2006|12th Night Celebration]] sponsored by [[Three Mountains]]. Very soon there after, we began attending [[Dragon's Mist]]'s Friday Revels, and were welcomed with open arms. In the three short years since we've returned, I have volunteered to be the Youth Archery Marshal for our branch, began regular Youth Archery practices, and insisted [[Dragon's Mist]] begin competitions for a Youth Archery Defender. We met Earl [[Edward Ian Anderson]] who invited us to be a part of his War Band, [[Havoc]]. I received my authorization in [[An Tir]] to fence. In October, 2008. I was appointed Seneschal of [[Dragon's Mist]]. I have never been more involved than I am here. I have never wanted to be more involved than right now. I am extremely excited about the future of [[Dragon's Mist]], [[An Tir]], and the Society. | |||
Continuation: Since the time the above was written (and as you can see from the list of attended Events below), I have continued to stay extremely active in the goings on for [[Dragon's Mist|DM]] and [[An Tir]]. I've done my best as Seneschal and Youth Archery Marshal for the branch. I'm grooming [[Mara inghean Eoghain|Mara]] to take over as Youth Archery Marshal, despite certain age related restrictions (she is only 12). I've competed in many rapier tourneys, even winning [[Dragon's Mist|DM's]] Defendership. For our service, [[Mairghread inghean Dubhghaill mhic Cainnich|Mairghread]] and I were inducted into the [[Order of the Goutte de Sang]], for which we are both honoured and humbled to have been granted entry by Their Majesties, [[Cedric II and Elizabeth II]]. I'm excited and proud of [[Mairghread inghean Dubhghaill mhic Cainnich|Mairghread]] for coming up with the idea of [[Winter Bazaar XLIV/2009|Winter Bazaar]] and volunteering to [[Autocrat]] it as her first event. I'm happy with the direction [[Dragon's Mist]] is heading. Please, take a look at our new [http://www.dragonsmist.org site] and see for yourself just what we have planned. Until next time, best wishes. | |||
Continuation: I have handed over the responsibility of the Youth Archery Program for [[Dragon's Mist]] to the more than able hands of [[Alessandra de Barbuzza]]. She has many exciting ideas to keep the kids interested and involved. Let me remind you, my fair readers, the intent is not to get kids shooting target archery, but to get kids doing something that is for them within the Society. The more we can involve the next generation of SCAdians, the longer the Dream will live on. That's the true vision. | |||
Continuation: I have, recently, learned that [http://wiki.caid-commons.org/index.php/Donn_the_Bald Don Donn the Bald] has retired from the SCA and is now teaching modern fencing at his local Park & Rec facilities. I wish him good health and success with his endeavors. | |||
Continuation: In conjunction with our Sunday teaching practice, I am attempting to build a mid-week rapier sparring practice for [[Dragon's Mist]] to happen on the 1st, 3rd, and 5th Wednesdays of each month. I've emailed the Hillsboro School District in an attempt to find a large enough space to accommodate a couple dozen fencers indoors. Everyone, cross your fingers, please. | |||
Continuation: I was able to, for a short time arrange for the mid-week practice with the help of [[Kuromori Fumiko]]. It lasted a few months. [[Dragon's Mist]] was elevated to Barony and seems to be thriving. The change will bring a lot of challenges, but the Barony seems ready to take on those challenges. I have taken a deputy seneschal and am hopeful that he is being well groomed for the position. I plan on stepping down in October this year (2012). I am continuing my fencing education. I've been studying the works of Salvator Fabris, and am seeing progress in my practice of those works. I was taken on as a Rapier Scholar to Master [[Sean O'Conner]] at [[Ursulmas XLVI/2012|Ursulmas]]. I am very happy with this relationship and hope I can live up to his expectations. The script for the ceremony can be found [https://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=10150446913670680 here.] | |||
Continuation: I have since turned over control of [[Dragon's Mist]], been given a Trillium and Pinecone from the previous Baron and Baroness of [[Three Mountains]], Their Excellencies [[Alfric Rolfson|Alfric]] and [[Jill Blackhorse|Jill]] for leading [[Dragon's Mist|DM]] as friends to our neighbors, was recognized by Their Excellencies [[Refr orðlokarr Fiachson|Ref]] and [[Svava in litla|Svava]] of [[Dragon's Mist]] with The [[Heart of Dragon's Mist]] for service to the Barony during my time as Seneschal, and have stepped into the role of branch Rapier Marshal. I have, also, returned to school full time and have been finding it difficult to balance school, work, life and SCA. However, I still do my best to attend events and keep in contact with Society friends. | |||
===Affiliation=== | ===Affiliation=== | ||
Youth Archery Marshal | Student of Fence to Master [[Sean O'Conner]] (Jan 28, 2012 - present) | ||
Royal Guard for TRH Ieuan II & Gwyneth II (July 2013 - January 2014) | |||
Branch Rapier Marshal (July 2012 - present) of [[Dragon's Mist]] | |||
Seneschal (Oct 2008 - Oct 2012) of [[Dragon's Mist]] | |||
Youth Archery Marshal (Oct 2009 - April 2011) of [[Dragon's Mist]] | |||
Camp Master and Rapier Column Leader for the War Band, [[Havoc]] | |||
Friend of [[The Iron Ring]]. | Friend of [[The Iron Ring]]. | ||
== | Student of Fence to Don Donn the Bald of Caid (Summer 2000 - May 2010) | ||
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===Achievements=== | |||
Youth Archery Marshal (May 2008-May 2010) of [[Dragon's Mist]]: created the Youth Archery Program for [[Dragon's Mist|DM]], which is now in good hands. | |||
[[Dragon's Mist]] Rapier Defender (Jun 2009-Aug 2010) | |||
[[River's Bend]] Rapier Defender (Aug 2013-Aug 2014) | |||
[[Mountain Edge]] Rapier Defender (Mar 2014-present) | |||
===Interests=== | |||
[[File:Eoghan4a.jpg|right|frame| An Irishman in the Italian Style (Dragon's Mist's first baronial championship, 2012)]] | |||
[[File:Plate 10.JPG|right|frame| Plate 10 from Farbis' treatise. {"Digital Transcription Copyright 1999, William E. Wilson"}]] | |||
=== | ====Fencing==== | ||
Here lies my passion. Second only to my devotion to my family. In more ways than the obvious does my Lady truly inspire me. I'm currently studying the system laid down by Salvatore Fabris in his treatise published in 1606, [http://mac9.ucc.nau.edu/manuscripts/sfabris.pdf The Art of Dueling] | |||
====Archery==== | |||
It's fun. I'm not very good, and I don't plan on ever being any good. Mainly, I'm interested in archery because this is my daughter's main interest. I'm taking steps to allow the next generation to find their place in the SCA. | |||
====Woodwork==== | |||
(Sigh) If only I could keep my workshop clean. | |||
====Juggling==== | |||
I love tossing my balls around for everyone to see! | |||
[[Category:People]] | [[Category:People]] | ||
[[Category:16th Century Personas]] | [[Category:16th Century Personas]] | ||
[[Category:Irish Personas]] | |||
[[Category:Cadets]] | [[Category:Cadets]] | ||
==Events Attended== | |||
===AS43=== | |||
*[[May Crown Tournament XLIII/2008|May Crown]] - It was too damn hot! And Sutherlin sucks! | |||
*[[The Grand Thing III XLIII/2008|The Grand Thing III]] - "We'd be honoured." | |||
*[[Three Mountains Baronial Championship XLIII/2008|Three Mountains' Champions]] - Proud Papa watches eldest compete. | |||
*[[An Tir-West War XLIII/2008|West/AnTir War]] - You have to be polite when gloating to a Baron from the West. | |||
*[[Dragon's Mist Defenders Tourney XLIII/2008|Shire of Dragon's Mist Defender Tourney]] - Ran the first Youth Archery Defender Competition. | |||
*[[Autumn War XLIII/2008|Autumn War]] - First time with IR around the fire. | |||
*[[Acorn War XIX XLIII/2008|Acorn War]] - Whatever you do, don't slip into Fargo. | |||
*[[Beaverton Farmer's Market Demo XLIII/2008|Beaverton Farmers' Market Demo]] - Watch us fight, it's fun! | |||
*[[Dragon's Mist Yule Revels XLIII/2008|Yule Revels]] - It was wonderful. | |||
*[[Twelfth Night Coronation XLIII/2009|12th Night Coronation]] - Some how I lost Sunday. Not sure where it went. hm. | |||
*Three Mountains' Odyssey Program School Demo - Came in Second in the Rapier Phoenix Tourney. | |||
*[[Mountain Edge Defender Tournament XLIII/2009|Mountain Edge Defenders' Tourney]] - Came in Second in the Rapier Tourney.......of two. | |||
*[[Carnevale di Venezia XLIII/2009|Carnevale di Venezia]] - "Agrippa"ing comparison between Bolognese and late period Italian styles of fence. I got to dance on and off the field. | |||
===AS44=== | |||
*[[Faire in the Grove XLIV/2009|Faire in the Grove Demo]] - Folly is fun. | |||
*[[The Grand Thing IV XLIV/2009|The Grand Thing IV]] - No really, we're day tripping! | |||
*Stoller Middle School Demo - All of the fighting were fencers. HA! ("Death from behind," says Slade) | |||
*[[War of the Trees XLIV/2009|War of the Trees]] - Teaching good, poison bad. "Logistics is not just waterbearing." | |||
*[[Dragon's Mist Defenders Tournament XLIV/2009|Shire of Dragon's Mist Defender Tourney ]] - (blushing) ''I won''. | |||
*[[An Tir-West War XLIV/2009|An-Tir/West War]] - Dragon's Mist won the day on Sunday! But, now I'm banned from Jungle Juice. | |||
*[[July Coronation XLIV/2009|July Coronation]] - I was honored to have helped establish, and participate in, the first ever (to my knowledge) Rapier Buy-a-Life Tourney. Thank you Sir Brand and Johannes. | |||
*[[Autumn War XLIV/2009|Autumn War - War of Princes]] - "When skill alone isn't enough, treason works." | |||
*[[William Tell XLIV/2009|William Tell]] - Now [[Mara inghean Eoghain|Mara's]] the Defender/Protector for two Shires! | |||
*[[September Crown XLIV/2009|September Crown]] - Pulled 19 wins in the Cadets' Tourney. Sing along, "One of these things is not like the other..." Oh yeah, and [[Mairghread inghean Dubhghaill mhic Cainnich|M]] and I = [[Order of the Goutte de Sang|GdS]] | |||
*[[Acorn War XLIV/2009|Acorn War]] - I finally got to play [[Nicolai Rabenis Von Tachov|Nicolai]]! | |||
*[[Winter Bazaar XLIV/2009|Winter Bazaar]] - We got shooshed by a herald. Heh, heh. Oh, and don't eat brown skittles. | |||
*[[Yule Feast (Stromgard) XLIV/2009|Yule Feast]] - A nice little gathering of friends and family. Happy Yule and New Year to come. | |||
*[[Twelfth Night Coronation XLIV/2010|12th Night Coronation]] - My first Queen's Champion Tourney ([http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=9B48AE9F896C0122 seen here]). WOW! | |||
*[[Mountain Edge Defender Tournament XLIV/2010|Mountain Edge Defenders' Tourney]] - Lost fair and square to a good friend. | |||
*[[Art of War XLIV/2010|Art of War II]] - Amazing, simply amazing. Words cannot describe. However, apparently, my light shines brightly. | |||
*[[Faire in the Grove XLIV/2010|Faire in the Grove Demo]] - Weather was great. Demo Circle was awesome. [[Mairghread inghean Dubhghaill mhic Cainnich|M]] & [[Mara inghean Eoghain|Mara]] tipped Scales. | |||
===AS45=== | |||
*[[May Crown Tournament XLV/2010|May Crown]] - Vigil, Cadets Tourney, White Scarf Invitational, Seneschals' Meeting, Finals of the Crown Tourney, Eric Party, Bear Pit Tourney, White Scarves/Champions Tourney, and more! Where did I find the time to sleep? Oh, yeah. I didn't. | |||
*[[Grand Thing XLV/2010|The Grand Thing V]] - Not much more than mud. | |||
*[[Known World Heralds & Scribes Symposium XLV/2010|Known World Heralds' & Scribes' Symposium]] - Volunteer are great! Heralds are crazy! | |||
*[[Beaverton Farmer's Market Demo XLV/2010|Beaverton Farmers' Market Demo]] - How is it that after 5 straight days of Sun and Glory, we fight in mud? | |||
*[[Hillsboro Farmer's Market Demo XLV/2010|Hillsboro Farmers' Market Demo]] - Quaint little gathering. Free lime flavored cotton candy. "You know if they could have, they would!" "At least the color's period." | |||
*[[An Tir/West War XLV/2010|AnTir/West War]] - Welcome, [[Asim Hassan|Asim]] to the SCA. New friends, great fights. Nothing to see here! | |||
*[[Autumn War XLV/2010|Autumn War]] - [[Mairghread inghean Dubhghaill mhic Cainnich|M]] is now an [[Apprentice]] to Earl [[Edward Ian Anderson]]. I'm so proud. | |||
*[[Dragon's Mist Defenders Tournament XLV/2010|Dragon's Mist Defenders Tournament]] - Handed over the cape. Lost count of the awards from His Majesty for DM. I'm so proud. | |||
*[[William Tell XXV XLV/2010|William Tell XXV]] - Nice little archery event. The alter ego finally showed his face. Hello, [[Mara inghean Eoghain|Jonathon]]. | |||
*[[Acorn War XLV/2010|Acorn War]] - The wedding was wonderful. The band was great. | |||
*[[Twelfth Night Coronation XLV/2011|12th Night]] - Yet another wonderful event. The fighting superb, and a gift greater than its steel form. | |||
*[[Ursulmas XLV/2011|Ursulmas]] - Fighting was great! **cough-cough** What? No, I'm fine. **cough-cough-cough** | |||
*[[Mountain Edge Defender Tournament XLV/2011|Mt. Edge Defender Tourney]] - came in second... | |||
*[[Carnevale di Venezia XLV/2011|Carnevale di Venezia]] - Wonderful food, fun tourney (came in second), Madi took the costume prize for Momma | |||
*[[Faire in the Grove XLV/2011|Faire in the Grove]] - Better weather than last year, [[Benjamin Bishop|Benjamin]] was cadetted to [[Gregorio Cristovalez de la Vega|Miestro Gregorio]], got authorized sword 'n' board, it was "Aawwweeesssooommmeee!!!" | |||
===AS46=== | |||
*[[May Crown Tournament XLVI/2011|May Crown]] - [[Mara inghean Eoghain|Mara]] received a [[Leo Minor]]! Cadets Tourney, White Scarves' Invitational (came in 3rd), Squires Tourney (first heavy tourney ever) w/ 1 win (yay, me!), meetings, and, oh yeah, Blue blew.... | |||
*[[Grand Thing XLVI/2011|The Grand Thing VI]] - Just there for the day. Hope all had fun. | |||
*[[June Faire XXIX XLVI/2011|June Faire XXIX]] - Hectic and busy! | |||
*[[July Coronation XLVI/2011|July Coronation]] - What do you mean we're not taking any of that home? Really? [[Iron Ring|IR]], meet Heather. | |||
*[[Dragon's Mist Defenders Tournament XLVI/2011|DMDT]] - Archery tourney, rapier tourney, heavy tourney, Seneschal duties, what else? | |||
*[[Autumn War XLVI/2011|Autumn War]] - BEST FENCING EVER! | |||
*[[September Crown XLVI/2011|September Crown]] - Had a great talk with [[Sean O'Conner|Master Sean]], Cadets Tourney, White Scarves' Invitational, Squires Tourney w/ 2 wins, meetings.... starting to sound like [[May Crown Tournament XLVI/2011|May Crown]] | |||
*[[Acorn War XLVI/2011|Acorn War]] - Day tripped to RMiC....there were no rapier activities... plan in place. | |||
*[[Boar's Head Hunt and Feast XLVI|Boar's Head Hunt and Feast]] - Was very nice. Something about Barony... | |||
*[[Yule Feast (Three Mountains) XLVI/2011|3M Yule Feast]] - The cloak and sword tourney was really fun. It added another dimension to my fighting. | |||
*[[Yule Revels (Dragon's Mist) XLVI/2011|Dragon's Mist Yule Revels]] - Very full! Both in attendance and my belly! | |||
*[[Twelfth Night Coronation XLVI/2012|12th Night]] - Really? Idaho? Fine. I fought for meh, but kinda enjoyed myself. | |||
*[[Ursulmas XLVI/2012|Ursulmas]] - I'm sorry [[Mairghread inghean Dubhghaill mhic Cainnich|M]] was sick. Became a cadet to [[Sean O'Conner|Master Sean]], and plenty of great fencing. No heavy for me this weekend. | |||
*[[Youth Althing XLVI/2012|Youth Althing]] - Quite educational. "Hook 'em while they're young!" | |||
*[[Carnevale di Venezia XLVI/2012|Carnevale di Venezia III]] - Came in second, again. 10 to 5 in the finals. | |||
*[[Art of War III XLVI/2012|Art of War III]] - Enjoyed the lessons in heavy combat on the war field. Earned my best war story, EVER! | |||
===AS47=== | |||
*[[Faire in the Grove XLVII/2012|Faire in the Grove]] | |||
*[[May Crown Tournament XLVII/2012|May Crown]] | |||
*[[June Faire XLVII/2012|June Faire]] | |||
*[[July Coronation XLVII/2012|July Coronation]] | |||
*[[Dragon's Mist Champions Tournament XLVII/2012|DMCT]] | |||
*[[September Crown XLVII/2012|September Crown]] | |||
*[[Acorn War XLVII/2012|Acorn War]] | |||
*[[Boar's Head Hunt and Feast XLVII/2012|Boar's Head Hunt and Feast]] | |||
*[[Yule Revels (Dragon's Mist) XLVII/2012|Dragon's Mist Yule Revels]] | |||
*[[Twelfth Night Coronation XLVII/2013|12th Night]] | |||
*[[Ursulmas XLVII/2013|Ursulmas]] | |||
*[[Carnevale di Venezia XLVII/2013|Carnevale di Venezia IV]] | |||
===AS48=== | |||
*[[Faire in the Grove XLVIII/2013|Faire in the Grove]] | |||
*[[May Crown Tournament XLVIII/2013|May Crown]] | |||
*[[June Faire XLVIII/2013|June Faire]] | |||
*[[Dragon's Mist Youth Champions XLVIII/2013|DM Youth Champions]] | |||
*[[Acorn War XLVIII/2013|Acorn War]] | |||
*[[July Coronation XLVIII/2013|July Coronation]] - First time on Royal Guard. Interesting experience. | |||
*[[William Tell XLVIII/2013|William Tell]] - Went unvictorious in the Heavy tourney. Went undefeated in the Rapier tourney. | |||
*[[September Crown XLVIII/2013|September Crown]] - Apparently, I make a good jester. | |||
*[[Autumn War XLVIII/2013|Autumn War]] - I give up. Thor wins. | |||
*[[Twelfth Night Coronation XLVIII/2014|12th Night]] | |||
*[[Ursulmas XLVIII/2014|Ursulmas]] - three weeks too young (bastards!) | |||
*[[Mountain Edge Defender Tournament XLVIII/2014|Mt. Edge Defender Tourney]] - picked up the second prettiest cloak int he Kingdom, second only to Her Majesty's champion, that is. | |||
===AS49=== | |||
*[[Faire in the Grove XLIX/2014|Faire in the Grove]] - Can't tell which was the better prize, the Hammer or the inspiration | |||
*[[June Faire XLIX/2014|June Faire]] - Tavern fighting! What a blast | |||
*[[An Tir/West War XLIX/2014|AnTir/West War]] - First real view of C&T (interesting), first time on the beach (fascinating), native forces battle (the West brought 6) | |||
*[[July Coronation XLIX/2014|July Coronation]] - witnessed [[Caius Foxcotte|Caius]] receiving the first [[Order of the Sable Gauntlet|Sable Gauntlet]] for rapier, congrats! | |||
*[[William Tell XLIX/2014|William Tell]] - passed the gauntlet, well scarf | |||
*[[Acorn War XLIX/2014|Acorn War]] - proved without a doubt that the Mountain Edge rapier defender's cloak IS the second prettiest in the kingdom | |||
*[[Twelfth Night Coronation XLIX/2015|12th Night]] - vigils and scribal and fighting, Oh my! | |||
*[[Ursulmas XLIX/2015|Ursulmas]] - missed it AGAIN! | |||
*[[Mountain Edge Defender Tournament XLIX/2015|Mt. Edge Defender Tourney]] - ran a fantastic tourney, congrats to [[Andrew Crowe|Don Andrew]] | |||
*[[Carnevale di Venezia XLIX/2015|Carnevale]] - congrats to [[Kincaid O'Lorcain|Kincaid]] | |||
*[[Art of War VII XLIX/2015|Art of War VII]] - FIRST RAPIER TRACK EVER! We did great, but still lots to learn. | |||
===AS50=== | |||
*[[Faire in the Grove L/2015|Faire in the Grove]] - Folly returns. | |||
*[[Grand Thing L/2015|The Grand Thing]] - Day tripped for the [[[[The Iron Ring|IR]] 10th anniversary. [[Mairghread inghean Dubhghaill mhic Cainnich|M]] & I finally received our AoA Scrolls from Caid due to the sneaky and hard work of [[Iuliana de la Sara|Ana]] and [[José Cabrera de Castilla|José]]. Thank you to all involved in that. Also, was humbled to receive a [[Order of the Sable Gauntlet|Sable Gauntlet]] from the hand of my good friend and baron, [http://op.antirheralds.org/index.php?who=8105 Baron Finn Grim]. All that in one night. Overwhelming. | |||
==Completely Non-Related== | |||
[[Image:Me n Thorbjorn.jpg|right|frame| Sparring with [[Thorbjorn Askni|HL Thorbjorn]].]] | |||
"Xerox your life. | |||
That way if you loose it, you'll always have a copy." ''from '''The B-Team''' (Benny Hill)'' | |||
"I was going for a sorta snake/ninja approach, with some hissing." ''from '''Monsters, Inc.''' (Pixar)'' | |||
Yes, eagles do soar. But weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. ''I can't remember where I found this'' | |||
"Nobody rolls initiative in the SCA." '''''Master Mateo Montero de Madrid''''' | |||
"I suggest you find some soap that makes you smell like a man. Then use it." ''from '''Mandy''' (unknown)'' | |||
"I'll think about that when the hurting stops." '''''[[Eiryk Randsson|Eiryk]]''''' | |||
"Aquarius: There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus | |||
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day" ''from '''Horoscope for the Day''' by '''"Wierd Al" Yankovik''''' | |||
(Internal Work Blog) Describe, in six words, your plans for the Summer: '''''(My Response)''''' Stab many people in the face. | |||
"Why are we here? Not existentially. I mean physically. Why are we here?" '''''[[Balthazar Bechtold|Balthazar]]''''' | |||
"If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared" '''''Niccolo Machiavelli''''' | |||
"I hope the Dragon of the North Sea gets you and your Lord!" ''from '''Erik the Viking''' (MGM)'' | |||
"Gay and Married. Your approval is not necessary." ''Bumper Sticker'' | |||
"Jesus saves. The rest of y'all, roll for damage!" '''''[[Asim Hassan|Asim]]''''' | |||
"A car made by people who love cars for people who love cars to drive past people who don't care so much about cars." ''Dodge Charger commercial'' | |||
"This is the Death Star. What does it do? It does DEATH!" '''''Eddie Izzard''''' | |||
"Sometimes harsh words or physical intervention may be called for. Patience safeguards our inner composure: we are in a stronger position to judge an appropriately non-violent response than if we are overwhelmed by negative thoughts and emotions. It is the opposite of cowardice, which arises when confidence is lost as a result of fear. Being patient means we remain firm even if we are afraid." '''''His Holiness the Dalai Lama''''' | |||
"My brilliant evil plan worked! I've been plotting this for.... moments." '''''[[Mairghread inghean Dubhghaill mhic Cainnich|Mairghread]]''''' | |||
"Decomposition: every body's doin' it." '''''[[Mairghread inghean Dubhghaill mhic Cainnich|Mairghread]]''''' | |||
"Proctologist Man, I hear you've been looking up old friends!" '''''Ryan Styles''' in '''Whose Line is it Anyway?''' (BBC)'' | |||
"We are the Knights Who Say, <i>'Meh.'</i>" '''''[[Mara inghean Eoghain|Mara]]''''' | |||
"Come on in, the slaughter's fine!" '''''Me''''' | |||
"Because the sword is mainly a defensive weapon, it requires a strategy of calmness in action, and to achieve this, one needs patience, calmness, and bravery." '''''Dr. Jwing-Ming Yang''' (<u>Northern Shaolin Sword</u>)'' | |||
"Everybody needs a nemesis." '''''Jandie''''' | |||
"Your existence demonstrates a flesh to futility ratio that is mathematically staggering." ''Character from '''Goblins''' web comic'' | |||
"We are all a little weird, and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love." '''''Dr. Suess''''' | |||
"In last year's nests, there are no birds this year." ''from '''Man of La Mancha''' (MGM)'' | |||
"Allegiance should be to male comrades before women who sell their bodies for money." '''''Sheldon Cooper''''' | |||
"What did Jesus ever do for Santa Claus on HIS birthday?" '''''Steven Wright''''' |
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Name/Blazonry
Tiarna Eoghan ÓBriain
The Acadamy of Saint Gabrielle has agreed that this name would have been appropriate for an Irish Gentleman in the early 1600's.
Name and Device approved November 2010.
More on the name: The title and spelling listed are appropriate Irish Gaelic spellings. When doing business in England it would, most likely, have been anglicized to Lord Owen O'Brian. Ironically, the original name I had intended for this persona was Deryk Owen O'Brian. Pretty close not knowing anything about anything.
Persona History
Eoghan ÓBriain was born the second of only two sons in 1587 in Dublin, Ireland. His Father, Cormac ÓBriain, was a wealthy sea merchant specializing in exotics from the Far East. His mother, Aibhilín inghean Uí Ruairc, died during his birth. His elder brother, Fearghus, died fighting under the command of Hugh ÓNéill against the English in 1601. At a very early age, Eoghan would "stow away" on his father's ships as part of the crew. He visited many ports throughout England, Spain, the Mediterranean, and even as far as Persia before his 16th year. He learned fencing, archery, sailing, and woodworking during his travels. At that time, his Father began grooming him to take control of his trade. He was sent all along the coasts of Ireland and the British Isles to establish contact and open the lines of communication with his Father's associates in those areas. While traveling through the Orkney's, he came upon Her Lovely Ladyship Mairghread inghean Dubhghaill mhic Cainnich and began courting her. Their courtship has not ended. Despite his great love and devotion, Eoghan refused to marry Mairghread. He could not bear the thought of leaving her a widow should he be taken upon by privateers during his voyages. So, he would ensure she was well cared for, leaving money and fine jewelry with her each time he would visit. Thusly, he continued to travel all along the coast lines further south on his task to take over for his Father. In 1605, he began a journey to the far eastern shores of China, where the finest of his Father's trade originated. He spent 6 years making connections and affirming his position as his Father's heir. In 1611 Eoghan received word that his Father was dying. He returned home to find his Father had died and he had left his beloved Lady Mairghread with a daughter. He took full possession of his Father's estate, and full control of the trade. He called for his Lady to join him in Dublin. There, they had two more daughters. When his eldest daughter, Mara inghean Eoghain, grew to 10 years, she began to "stow away" on Eoghan's ships, much to his amusement. Not so coincidentally, members of The Iron Ring, a German Mercenary Band, were to be seen on those very same merchant ships.
SCA History
I was introduced to the SCA in the Summer of 1992 in the Shire of Shittimwoode. I only attended 2 events and one demo that summer. Then I joined the US Navy and was sent to NAS Lemoore, California. This is when I married Lisa, my lovely Lady, and we began our family. Once we were able to settle down a bit, we began playing in the Barony of Nordwache. We were there for just over a year attending local and inter-kingdom events, but never really lending assistance more than the occasional water bearing. Then the Navy moved us to NAS China Lake, California. There we played with the Barony of Naevehjem. We took a more active part in the business of the Barony, although at that point neither of us became officers. I found a love for fencing at an annual inter-branch fighter practice. I went looking for a practice and found a mentor. Don Donn the Bald offered me a Red Scarf and his tutelage in exhange for nothing but a hunger to learn and the manner of a Gentleman. I have both. We attended many more events. We each received our Award of Arms. After three years in Naevehjem, the Navy moved us back to NAS Lemoore and Nordwache. Our activity in the Society dropped drastically. We attended a few events. Brought a few friends. But nothing more than that. Finally, I was Honorably released from service in October of 2002 after serving a tour in Afghanistan. Job offers led us back to Naevehjem. But, still our activity was slight. Three years we lived and did not play in the High Desert of the Mojave. Both Lisa and I have always held An Tir dear in our hearts. We have always believed we are a part of this wonderful kingdom and no other. I believe we stopped being a part of the SCA because we couldn't be a part of An Tir. Then, in 2005, I was offered a job by the largest private employer in Oregon. After all of the technicalities were worked out, we joyously returned to our glorious Pacific Northwest and the majesty of our Kingdom of An Tir. Within weeks of our arrival we attended 12th Night Celebration sponsored by Three Mountains. Very soon there after, we began attending Dragon's Mist's Friday Revels, and were welcomed with open arms. In the three short years since we've returned, I have volunteered to be the Youth Archery Marshal for our branch, began regular Youth Archery practices, and insisted Dragon's Mist begin competitions for a Youth Archery Defender. We met Earl Edward Ian Anderson who invited us to be a part of his War Band, Havoc. I received my authorization in An Tir to fence. In October, 2008. I was appointed Seneschal of Dragon's Mist. I have never been more involved than I am here. I have never wanted to be more involved than right now. I am extremely excited about the future of Dragon's Mist, An Tir, and the Society.
Continuation: Since the time the above was written (and as you can see from the list of attended Events below), I have continued to stay extremely active in the goings on for DM and An Tir. I've done my best as Seneschal and Youth Archery Marshal for the branch. I'm grooming Mara to take over as Youth Archery Marshal, despite certain age related restrictions (she is only 12). I've competed in many rapier tourneys, even winning DM's Defendership. For our service, Mairghread and I were inducted into the Order of the Goutte de Sang, for which we are both honoured and humbled to have been granted entry by Their Majesties, Cedric II and Elizabeth II. I'm excited and proud of Mairghread for coming up with the idea of Winter Bazaar and volunteering to Autocrat it as her first event. I'm happy with the direction Dragon's Mist is heading. Please, take a look at our new site and see for yourself just what we have planned. Until next time, best wishes.
Continuation: I have handed over the responsibility of the Youth Archery Program for Dragon's Mist to the more than able hands of Alessandra de Barbuzza. She has many exciting ideas to keep the kids interested and involved. Let me remind you, my fair readers, the intent is not to get kids shooting target archery, but to get kids doing something that is for them within the Society. The more we can involve the next generation of SCAdians, the longer the Dream will live on. That's the true vision.
Continuation: I have, recently, learned that Don Donn the Bald has retired from the SCA and is now teaching modern fencing at his local Park & Rec facilities. I wish him good health and success with his endeavors.
Continuation: In conjunction with our Sunday teaching practice, I am attempting to build a mid-week rapier sparring practice for Dragon's Mist to happen on the 1st, 3rd, and 5th Wednesdays of each month. I've emailed the Hillsboro School District in an attempt to find a large enough space to accommodate a couple dozen fencers indoors. Everyone, cross your fingers, please.
Continuation: I was able to, for a short time arrange for the mid-week practice with the help of Kuromori Fumiko. It lasted a few months. Dragon's Mist was elevated to Barony and seems to be thriving. The change will bring a lot of challenges, but the Barony seems ready to take on those challenges. I have taken a deputy seneschal and am hopeful that he is being well groomed for the position. I plan on stepping down in October this year (2012). I am continuing my fencing education. I've been studying the works of Salvator Fabris, and am seeing progress in my practice of those works. I was taken on as a Rapier Scholar to Master Sean O'Conner at Ursulmas. I am very happy with this relationship and hope I can live up to his expectations. The script for the ceremony can be found here.
Continuation: I have since turned over control of Dragon's Mist, been given a Trillium and Pinecone from the previous Baron and Baroness of Three Mountains, Their Excellencies Alfric and Jill for leading DM as friends to our neighbors, was recognized by Their Excellencies Ref and Svava of Dragon's Mist with The Heart of Dragon's Mist for service to the Barony during my time as Seneschal, and have stepped into the role of branch Rapier Marshal. I have, also, returned to school full time and have been finding it difficult to balance school, work, life and SCA. However, I still do my best to attend events and keep in contact with Society friends.
Affiliation
Student of Fence to Master Sean O'Conner (Jan 28, 2012 - present)
Royal Guard for TRH Ieuan II & Gwyneth II (July 2013 - January 2014)
Branch Rapier Marshal (July 2012 - present) of Dragon's Mist
Seneschal (Oct 2008 - Oct 2012) of Dragon's Mist
Youth Archery Marshal (Oct 2009 - April 2011) of Dragon's Mist
Camp Master and Rapier Column Leader for the War Band, Havoc
Friend of The Iron Ring.
Student of Fence to Don Donn the Bald of Caid (Summer 2000 - May 2010)
Achievements
Youth Archery Marshal (May 2008-May 2010) of Dragon's Mist: created the Youth Archery Program for DM, which is now in good hands.
Dragon's Mist Rapier Defender (Jun 2009-Aug 2010)
River's Bend Rapier Defender (Aug 2013-Aug 2014)
Mountain Edge Rapier Defender (Mar 2014-present)
Interests
Fencing
Here lies my passion. Second only to my devotion to my family. In more ways than the obvious does my Lady truly inspire me. I'm currently studying the system laid down by Salvatore Fabris in his treatise published in 1606, The Art of Dueling
Archery
It's fun. I'm not very good, and I don't plan on ever being any good. Mainly, I'm interested in archery because this is my daughter's main interest. I'm taking steps to allow the next generation to find their place in the SCA.
Woodwork
(Sigh) If only I could keep my workshop clean.
Juggling
I love tossing my balls around for everyone to see!
Events Attended
AS43
- May Crown - It was too damn hot! And Sutherlin sucks!
- The Grand Thing III - "We'd be honoured."
- Three Mountains' Champions - Proud Papa watches eldest compete.
- West/AnTir War - You have to be polite when gloating to a Baron from the West.
- Shire of Dragon's Mist Defender Tourney - Ran the first Youth Archery Defender Competition.
- Autumn War - First time with IR around the fire.
- Acorn War - Whatever you do, don't slip into Fargo.
- Beaverton Farmers' Market Demo - Watch us fight, it's fun!
- Yule Revels - It was wonderful.
- 12th Night Coronation - Some how I lost Sunday. Not sure where it went. hm.
- Three Mountains' Odyssey Program School Demo - Came in Second in the Rapier Phoenix Tourney.
- Mountain Edge Defenders' Tourney - Came in Second in the Rapier Tourney.......of two.
- Carnevale di Venezia - "Agrippa"ing comparison between Bolognese and late period Italian styles of fence. I got to dance on and off the field.
AS44
- Faire in the Grove Demo - Folly is fun.
- The Grand Thing IV - No really, we're day tripping!
- Stoller Middle School Demo - All of the fighting were fencers. HA! ("Death from behind," says Slade)
- War of the Trees - Teaching good, poison bad. "Logistics is not just waterbearing."
- Shire of Dragon's Mist Defender Tourney - (blushing) I won.
- An-Tir/West War - Dragon's Mist won the day on Sunday! But, now I'm banned from Jungle Juice.
- July Coronation - I was honored to have helped establish, and participate in, the first ever (to my knowledge) Rapier Buy-a-Life Tourney. Thank you Sir Brand and Johannes.
- Autumn War - War of Princes - "When skill alone isn't enough, treason works."
- William Tell - Now Mara's the Defender/Protector for two Shires!
- September Crown - Pulled 19 wins in the Cadets' Tourney. Sing along, "One of these things is not like the other..." Oh yeah, and M and I = GdS
- Acorn War - I finally got to play Nicolai!
- Winter Bazaar - We got shooshed by a herald. Heh, heh. Oh, and don't eat brown skittles.
- Yule Feast - A nice little gathering of friends and family. Happy Yule and New Year to come.
- 12th Night Coronation - My first Queen's Champion Tourney (seen here). WOW!
- Mountain Edge Defenders' Tourney - Lost fair and square to a good friend.
- Art of War II - Amazing, simply amazing. Words cannot describe. However, apparently, my light shines brightly.
- Faire in the Grove Demo - Weather was great. Demo Circle was awesome. M & Mara tipped Scales.
AS45
- May Crown - Vigil, Cadets Tourney, White Scarf Invitational, Seneschals' Meeting, Finals of the Crown Tourney, Eric Party, Bear Pit Tourney, White Scarves/Champions Tourney, and more! Where did I find the time to sleep? Oh, yeah. I didn't.
- The Grand Thing V - Not much more than mud.
- Known World Heralds' & Scribes' Symposium - Volunteer are great! Heralds are crazy!
- Beaverton Farmers' Market Demo - How is it that after 5 straight days of Sun and Glory, we fight in mud?
- Hillsboro Farmers' Market Demo - Quaint little gathering. Free lime flavored cotton candy. "You know if they could have, they would!" "At least the color's period."
- AnTir/West War - Welcome, Asim to the SCA. New friends, great fights. Nothing to see here!
- Autumn War - M is now an Apprentice to Earl Edward Ian Anderson. I'm so proud.
- Dragon's Mist Defenders Tournament - Handed over the cape. Lost count of the awards from His Majesty for DM. I'm so proud.
- William Tell XXV - Nice little archery event. The alter ego finally showed his face. Hello, Jonathon.
- Acorn War - The wedding was wonderful. The band was great.
- 12th Night - Yet another wonderful event. The fighting superb, and a gift greater than its steel form.
- Ursulmas - Fighting was great! **cough-cough** What? No, I'm fine. **cough-cough-cough**
- Mt. Edge Defender Tourney - came in second...
- Carnevale di Venezia - Wonderful food, fun tourney (came in second), Madi took the costume prize for Momma
- Faire in the Grove - Better weather than last year, Benjamin was cadetted to Miestro Gregorio, got authorized sword 'n' board, it was "Aawwweeesssooommmeee!!!"
AS46
- May Crown - Mara received a Leo Minor! Cadets Tourney, White Scarves' Invitational (came in 3rd), Squires Tourney (first heavy tourney ever) w/ 1 win (yay, me!), meetings, and, oh yeah, Blue blew....
- The Grand Thing VI - Just there for the day. Hope all had fun.
- June Faire XXIX - Hectic and busy!
- July Coronation - What do you mean we're not taking any of that home? Really? IR, meet Heather.
- DMDT - Archery tourney, rapier tourney, heavy tourney, Seneschal duties, what else?
- Autumn War - BEST FENCING EVER!
- September Crown - Had a great talk with Master Sean, Cadets Tourney, White Scarves' Invitational, Squires Tourney w/ 2 wins, meetings.... starting to sound like May Crown
- Acorn War - Day tripped to RMiC....there were no rapier activities... plan in place.
- Boar's Head Hunt and Feast - Was very nice. Something about Barony...
- 3M Yule Feast - The cloak and sword tourney was really fun. It added another dimension to my fighting.
- Dragon's Mist Yule Revels - Very full! Both in attendance and my belly!
- 12th Night - Really? Idaho? Fine. I fought for meh, but kinda enjoyed myself.
- Ursulmas - I'm sorry M was sick. Became a cadet to Master Sean, and plenty of great fencing. No heavy for me this weekend.
- Youth Althing - Quite educational. "Hook 'em while they're young!"
- Carnevale di Venezia III - Came in second, again. 10 to 5 in the finals.
- Art of War III - Enjoyed the lessons in heavy combat on the war field. Earned my best war story, EVER!
AS47
- Faire in the Grove
- May Crown
- June Faire
- July Coronation
- DMCT
- September Crown
- Acorn War
- Boar's Head Hunt and Feast
- Dragon's Mist Yule Revels
- 12th Night
- Ursulmas
- Carnevale di Venezia IV
AS48
- Faire in the Grove
- May Crown
- June Faire
- DM Youth Champions
- Acorn War
- July Coronation - First time on Royal Guard. Interesting experience.
- William Tell - Went unvictorious in the Heavy tourney. Went undefeated in the Rapier tourney.
- September Crown - Apparently, I make a good jester.
- Autumn War - I give up. Thor wins.
- 12th Night
- Ursulmas - three weeks too young (bastards!)
- Mt. Edge Defender Tourney - picked up the second prettiest cloak int he Kingdom, second only to Her Majesty's champion, that is.
AS49
- Faire in the Grove - Can't tell which was the better prize, the Hammer or the inspiration
- June Faire - Tavern fighting! What a blast
- AnTir/West War - First real view of C&T (interesting), first time on the beach (fascinating), native forces battle (the West brought 6)
- July Coronation - witnessed Caius receiving the first Sable Gauntlet for rapier, congrats!
- William Tell - passed the gauntlet, well scarf
- Acorn War - proved without a doubt that the Mountain Edge rapier defender's cloak IS the second prettiest in the kingdom
- 12th Night - vigils and scribal and fighting, Oh my!
- Ursulmas - missed it AGAIN!
- Mt. Edge Defender Tourney - ran a fantastic tourney, congrats to Don Andrew
- Carnevale - congrats to Kincaid
- Art of War VII - FIRST RAPIER TRACK EVER! We did great, but still lots to learn.
AS50
- Faire in the Grove - Folly returns.
- The Grand Thing - Day tripped for the [[IR 10th anniversary. M & I finally received our AoA Scrolls from Caid due to the sneaky and hard work of Ana and José. Thank you to all involved in that. Also, was humbled to receive a Sable Gauntlet from the hand of my good friend and baron, Baron Finn Grim. All that in one night. Overwhelming.
Completely Non-Related
"Xerox your life. That way if you loose it, you'll always have a copy." from The B-Team (Benny Hill)
"I was going for a sorta snake/ninja approach, with some hissing." from Monsters, Inc. (Pixar)
Yes, eagles do soar. But weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. I can't remember where I found this
"Nobody rolls initiative in the SCA." Master Mateo Montero de Madrid
"I suggest you find some soap that makes you smell like a man. Then use it." from Mandy (unknown)
"I'll think about that when the hurting stops." Eiryk
"Aquarius: There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day" from Horoscope for the Day by "Wierd Al" Yankovik
(Internal Work Blog) Describe, in six words, your plans for the Summer: (My Response) Stab many people in the face.
"Why are we here? Not existentially. I mean physically. Why are we here?" Balthazar
"If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared" Niccolo Machiavelli
"I hope the Dragon of the North Sea gets you and your Lord!" from Erik the Viking (MGM)
"Gay and Married. Your approval is not necessary." Bumper Sticker
"Jesus saves. The rest of y'all, roll for damage!" Asim
"A car made by people who love cars for people who love cars to drive past people who don't care so much about cars." Dodge Charger commercial
"This is the Death Star. What does it do? It does DEATH!" Eddie Izzard
"Sometimes harsh words or physical intervention may be called for. Patience safeguards our inner composure: we are in a stronger position to judge an appropriately non-violent response than if we are overwhelmed by negative thoughts and emotions. It is the opposite of cowardice, which arises when confidence is lost as a result of fear. Being patient means we remain firm even if we are afraid." His Holiness the Dalai Lama
"My brilliant evil plan worked! I've been plotting this for.... moments." Mairghread
"Decomposition: every body's doin' it." Mairghread
"Proctologist Man, I hear you've been looking up old friends!" Ryan Styles in Whose Line is it Anyway? (BBC)
"We are the Knights Who Say, 'Meh.'" Mara
"Come on in, the slaughter's fine!" Me
"Because the sword is mainly a defensive weapon, it requires a strategy of calmness in action, and to achieve this, one needs patience, calmness, and bravery." Dr. Jwing-Ming Yang (Northern Shaolin Sword)
"Everybody needs a nemesis." Jandie
"Your existence demonstrates a flesh to futility ratio that is mathematically staggering." Character from Goblins web comic
"We are all a little weird, and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love." Dr. Suess
"In last year's nests, there are no birds this year." from Man of La Mancha (MGM)
"Allegiance should be to male comrades before women who sell their bodies for money." Sheldon Cooper
"What did Jesus ever do for Santa Claus on HIS birthday?" Steven Wright