Stuck in the Kitchen With You

Stuck in the Kitchen With You
a parody by José Cabrera de Castilla
(in the manner of Stuck in the Middle With You, by
Stealer's Wheel)

Some friends said I should come here tonight
Clothes from gold key fitting way too tight
I'm so scared, and all these people are weird
And I'm wondering how I ended up here
Sinks to the left of me,
Dishes to the right, here I am
Stuck in the kitchen with you

Yes I'm stuck in the kitchen with you.
Been two years and I'm a lifer, it's true
And the staff is getting all in my face
Autocratting, I'm all over the place
Sinks to the left of me, dishes to the right
Here I am, stuck in the kitchen with you

Well you started out with nothing
And you're proud you got your AOA
And your Baron's come a callin'
Slap you on the back and say,
Please.... Please.....

Trying to make some sense of it all
Got too drunk at last year's Twelfth Night ball
Is it cool to go to sleep in a tent
Can't remember where my weekend went
Sinks to the left of me, dishes to the right
Here I am, stuck in the kitchen with you

Well you started out with nothing
And you're proud you got your Goutte de Sang
And the King and Queen are callin'
Slap you on the back and say,
Please.... Please.....

Well I don't know when I'll get home tonight
I got the helium hand, it's too light
I'm so scared that they might make me a peer
And I know I'd never get out of here
Sinks to the left of me
Dishes to the right, here I am
Stuck in the kitchen with you
Yes I'm stuck in the kitchen with you
Here I am, stuck in the kitchen with you