I'm Gonna Slap Your Face

I'm Gonna Slap Your Face
A filk by "Father" Marcos de Foronda
To the tune of "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" by The Beatles

Oh please
Don't be rude
Or I might use my mace
And please
Don't be crude
I'm gonna slap your face
I'm gonna slap your face
I'm gonna slap your face

Oh yeah,
You'll get what's coming
'Cause I am on your case
And you'll
Get a numbing
I'm gonna slap your face
I'm gonna slap your face
I'm gonna slap your face

And when I slap you I'll feel happy inside
It's such a feeling that my joy
I can't hide
I can't hide
I can't hide

Yeah you
Have given insults
And spoken without grace
And now
You'll get the results
I'm gonna slap your face
I'm gonna slap your face
I'm gonna slap your face

And when I slap you I'll feel happy inside
It's such a feeling that my joy
I can't hide
I can't hide
I can't hide

Yeah you
Stop your lies
Or from my blow now brace
So now
Apologize
Or I will slap your face
I'm gonna slap your face
I'm gonna slap your face
I'm gonna slap your face
I'm gonna slap your face


"Father" Marcos de Foronda - WOAW
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marcos@waypoint.com
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