Don't Piss Off the Mayor

"Don't Piss Off the Mayor"

music by Lord Kenneniah, parody lyrics by Armiger Amnara, of The Bards of KeyPoynt
This song is a parody of the song For the Mayor and was written as a birthday present for His Lordship Etolé Marchant. It contains many inside jokes about this remarkable man, and proves the point that one who is this beloved by his people inspires not just loyalty, but a decent amount of humor as well.

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It takes a heart to make a home
It takes the strongest hands
To lay the brick and stone
The largest towne can feel alone
But Etolé's still busy as hell
As his choice words have shown

Don't piss off the Mayor
'Cause he hits really hard
Okay, he's actually pretty nice
Or at least he likes the Bards
Don't piss of the Mayor
Or you'll meet with his bow
His axe, his sword
So watch what you say
'Cause you can't run away
Don't piss off the Mayor

Now, some might call the Mayor mean
But we know he's a big sweetheart
And it's all peachy-keen
It takes someone who understands
Who'll get drunk and invite the entire
Kingdom to our camp

Don't piss off the Mayor
'Cause he hits really hard
Okay, he's actually pretty nice
Or at least he likes the Bards
Don't piss of the Mayor
Or you'll meet with his bow
His axe, his sword
So watch what you say
'Cause you can't run away
Don't piss off the Mayor

It takes someone who'll take a chance
Who sees these thespianic fools
And says, "You can't make me dance!"
And when we've seen hard times advance
We've often stopped to asked ourselves
"Hey, aren't those Robin's pants?"

Don't piss off the Mayor
'Cause he hits really hard
Okay, he's actually pretty nice
Or at least he likes the Bards
Don't piss of the Mayor
Or you'll meet with his bow
His axe, his sword
So watch what you say
'Cause you can't run away
Don't piss off the Mayor

Don't piss off the Mayor
'Cause he hits really hard
Okay, he's actually pretty nice
Or at least he likes the Bards
Don't piss of the Mayor
Or you'll meet with his bow
His axe, his sword
So watch what you say
'Cause you can't run away
Don't piss off the Mayor

But the truth is, you know
We all love him so
Still... don't piss off the Mayor