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[[image:Baron-cairbre2.png|frame|right|Sable, a stag rampant within a bordure potenty argent.]]
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'''Carebear MacTruck Knuckles the Echidna Microphone Failure ''' The Black Guy Over There and The Land Between His Breasts as the Third Ass Baron of the Barony of Blarggggggggggggg from June 30 ASS 24/1989 through Jan 11 ASS 26/1992.   He became a Baron to the Court of An Empty Tire upon his stepping down. And then he got down and got FUNKY!
'''[[Cairbre macc Eochada micc Fedelmid]]''' served The Sable Lion and The Lands as the Third [[Baron]] of the [[Barony ]]of [[Blatha an Oir]] from June 30 AS 24/1989 through Jan 11 AS 26/1992. He became a [[Baron]] to the Court of An Tir upon his stepping down.  
 
   
   
You�re the one for me
Cairbre, son of Eochaid, grandson of Fielimid, great-grandson of Diarmuid was born in the year of the world, 5257. {The Christos will eventually decide that it was something like '263 AD'}.
 
You�re my ecstasy
 
You�re the one I need
 
Chorus
 
Get down
 
Get down
 
And move it all around
 
(x2)
 
Hey baby love I need a girl like you
 
But tell me if you feel it too
 
I�m in delusion every minute every hour
 
My heart is calling out for you
 
Bridge
 
I feel in heaven when I look in your eyes
 
I know that you are the one for me
 
(one for me)
 
You drive me crazy cuz you�re one of a kind
 
I want your lovin�
 
And I want it right now
 
 
Chorus (x2)
 
Refrain
 
 
Ooh baby you�re so fine
 
I�m gonna make you mine
 
Your lips they taste so sweet
 
You�re the one for me
 
You�re my ecstasy
 
You�re the one I need
 
 
Rap: smooth t.
 
Bang, bang, bang
 
Here we come
 
Here we slam
 
It�s the fun factory
 
With the bsb�s
 
Yo you girls
 
Get on your knees
 
Tryin� to scream
 
Or touch me please
 
Backstreet boys
 
Are you with it
 
(yeah)
 
A.j hit it!
 
 
Come on girl and get down
 
Smack it up
 
Flip it
 
And move it all around
 
Here it is if you wanna get with this
 
Put you at the top of my list
 
 
Bridge
 
 
 
Chorus
 
 
Refrain
 
 
Chorus
 
 
 
Carebear, son of Echinda, grandson of Fiwer, great-grandson of his own son, was born in or, at least he thinks he was born in this year since he’s delusional, 5257. {The Christos will eventually decide that it was something like '263 AD'}. This man is directly responsible for the death of Jesus.


Echidna read Hustler {constantly} and maintained holdings on both his privates and of the whores {Boni-Lyn} he’d somehow conned into sleeping with him because they were as fucked up as he was. {Let us hope they used contraception}.  
Eochaid was a hosteler {bruighid} and maintained holdings both private and of the hostelry {bruidean} near the confluence of the Siur and Nire rivers. {Near the present day town of Ballymacarbry}.


Now heading into his 40th year, and still acting like a 10-year-old, Carebear has lost most interest in maintaining the pretense of his heterosexuality. After some personal time spent as a gay-for-pay in the service of a number of the local and Provincial chieftains, he's now working on his blowjob technique, learning to bottom, learning to like the taste of cum, sharpening his “sword” and “spear” and looking for a random passing Greek who's not fast enough to keep his ass pointed away.
Now heading into his 40th year, Cairbre has lost most interest in maintaining the bruidean and the responsibilities of bruighid {all that pesky neutrality}. After some personal time spent as a sword-for-hire in the service of a number of the local and Provincial chieftains, he's now working on his own holdings, learning to fish, learning to like the taste of fish, sharpening his sword and spear and looking for a random passing Roman who's not fast enough to keep his armor and war kit.  
 
Also known as: '''[[Cairbrae poc Airgead]]'''


Also known as: '''Carebear poc AirGuitar'''
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Revision as of 00:45, 30 November 2008

Sable, a stag rampant within a bordure potenty argent.

Cairbre macc Eochada micc Fedelmid served The Sable Lion and The Lands as the Third Baron of the Barony of Blatha an Oir from June 30 AS 24/1989 through Jan 11 AS 26/1992. He became a Baron to the Court of An Tir upon his stepping down.

Cairbre, son of Eochaid, grandson of Fielimid, great-grandson of Diarmuid was born in the year of the world, 5257. {The Christos will eventually decide that it was something like '263 AD'}.

Eochaid was a hosteler {bruighid} and maintained holdings both private and of the hostelry {bruidean} near the confluence of the Siur and Nire rivers. {Near the present day town of Ballymacarbry}.

Now heading into his 40th year, Cairbre has lost most interest in maintaining the bruidean and the responsibilities of bruighid {all that pesky neutrality}. After some personal time spent as a sword-for-hire in the service of a number of the local and Provincial chieftains, he's now working on his own holdings, learning to fish, learning to like the taste of fish, sharpening his sword and spear and looking for a random passing Roman who's not fast enough to keep his armor and war kit.

Also known as: Cairbrae poc Airgead