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 Stuck in the Kitchen With You
 a parody by [[José Cabrera de Castilla]]
 (in the manner of ''Stuck in the Middle With You'', by
 Stealer's Wheel)
 
 Some friends said I should come here tonight
 Clothes from gold key fitting way too tight
 I'm so scared, and all these people are weird
 And I'm wondering how I ended up here
 Sinks to the left of me,
 Dishes to the right, here I am
 Stuck in the kitchen with you
 
 Yes I'm stuck in the kitchen with you.
 Been two years and I'm a lifer, it's true
 And the staff is getting all in my face
 Autocratting, I'm all over the place
 Sinks to the left of me, dishes to the right
 Here I am, stuck in the kitchen with you
 
 Well you started out with nothing
 And you're proud you got your AOA
 And your Baron's come a callin'
 Slap you on the back and say,
 Please.... Please.....
 
 Trying to make some sense of it all
 Got too drunk at last year's Twelfth Night ball
 Is it cool to go to sleep in a tent
 Can't remember where my weekend went
 Sinks to the left of me, dishes to the right
 Here I am, stuck in the kitchen with you
 
 Well you started out with nothing
 And you're proud you got your Goutte de Sang
 And the King and Queen are callin'
 Slap you on the back and say,
 Please.... Please.....
 
 Well I don't know when I'll get home tonight
 I got the helium hand, it's too light
 I'm so scared that they might make me a peer
 And I know I'd never get out of here
 Sinks to the left of me
 Dishes to the right, here I am
 Stuck in the kitchen with you
 Yes I'm stuck in the kitchen with you
 Here I am, stuck in the kitchen with you
 
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