The Hat Came Back
The Hat Came Back
- (designate one person to shout BLEEP! when pointed at)
My first persona was a Cossack lad.
I dressed him up in old scraps I had.
He'd misbehave when he wore his furry hat,
So when he died, I thought, "Well, that's enough of that!" buuuuut...
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- THE HAT CAME BACK! THE VERY NEXT DAY!
- THE HAT CAME BACK ( I THOUGHT IT WASN'T FITTING...)
- BUT THE HAT CAME BACK -- IT JUST WOULDN"T STAY AWAY!
The next one up was a Mongol bgold.
He tried to behave, but his ears got cold.
He'd act real wild when his brain got warm,
And 'til HE died, he fit the BLEEP!-disturber norm, becaaaaause --
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You would not think a Balkan captain NEEDED fur!
At last! I thought: A role where I can be demure!
He was modest and meek, but the Stuffy Ones he'd fight,
And when he did he FELT a furry hat was right! Sooooo....
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Now the time has passed, and I'm no longer young,
Just a mild Italian writer, whose last alarm has rung...
But the BLEEP I hear from the leaders that YOU find
Still leads to overheated furry-hatted state of mind! Soooo....
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