Me Like Velvet
Me Like Velvet
- (Arrogant Worms: "Me Love Hockey"
- Don Pierce O'Briain's "Me Love Battle" -- yes, a filk, of a filk...)
Me wear tie five days a week,
Clean white shirt and shoes that squeak...
Then come weekend, and me swank!
Fancy clothes can turn my crank!
Garb just right can make me prance:
Walk like fight or walk like dance!
ME LIKE VELVET! ME LIKE VELVET!
Great big feather suit me fine --
Tickle fancy, yours AND mine!
Me like lace in gold or white --
Garb like future -- looking bright!
Me have fastened on me needs:
No more buttons! Me like beads!
ME LIKE VELVET! ME LIKE VELVET!
Me like hose so tight and sheer!
Fit me well from here to...here!
Pantyhose is not the stuff:
Hairy legs are just too rough!
Making garb is not too hard:
Cost me only grand a yard!
ME LIKE VELVET! ME LIKE VELVET!
You not laugh at what you've seen,
Think me freak, like Halloween!
Fancy garb, it do me good,
Loosens up the neighborhood!
Exotic threads can set me free:
Three-piece suit not ALL of me!
ME LIKE VELVET! ME LIKE VELVET!