Me Like Battle!

This is a song done — chanted, really — to the tune of "Me Like Hockey" by the Arrogant Worms.

Me work Hard five days a week,
sweeping garbage from the street.
Come home not one book to read,
not 'nuff pictures for me see.
Sit right down in favorite chair,
wearing only underwear.
Favorite night is Saturday night,
'cause me can go to heavy fights.

Me like battle.
Me like battle.

<lots of forgotten lyrics here>

Me like battle.
Me like battle.
Me like battle.
Me like battle.
Please Mr. Marshal let the fighters fight
Please Mr. Marshal let the fighters fight
Please Mr. Marshal let the fighters fight
Please Mr. Marshal let the fighters fight
Let them fight
Let them fight
Let them fight
Let them fight!
Let them fight!!
Let them fight!!!
Let them!!!!