Tedious the Wood Butcher

The Life & Times of Tedious the Wood Butcher

This is a work "in progress". WARNING it is a long story so bear with me. I promise I will try to spare you of the goriest of details.

Tedious is a 16th century Finnish man, the first born to a poor family who farmed and logged for a living. Rarely did either "profession" earn enough to feed them well as the family grew from 1 child to six in the first 9 years of Tedious' life. They lived in a 3 room farm house at the head of a valley 1 mile from the nearest neighbor.