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Carebear MacTruck Knuckles the Echidna Microphone Failure The Black Guy Over There and The Land Between His Breasts as the Third Ass Baron of the Barony of Blarggggggggggggg from June 30 ASS 24/1989 through Jan 11 ASS 26/1992. He became a Baron to the Court of An Empty Tire upon his stepping down. And then he got down and got FUNKY!


You�re the one for me

You�re my ecstasy

You�re the one I need

Chorus

Get down

Get down

And move it all around

(x2)

Hey baby love I need a girl like you

But tell me if you feel it too

I�m in delusion every minute every hour

My heart is calling out for you

Bridge

I feel in heaven when I look in your eyes

I know that you are the one for me

(one for me)

You drive me crazy cuz you�re one of a kind

I want your lovin�

And I want it right now


Chorus (x2)

Refrain


Ooh baby you�re so fine

I�m gonna make you mine

Your lips they taste so sweet

You�re the one for me

You�re my ecstasy

You�re the one I need


Rap: smooth t.

Bang, bang, bang

Here we come

Here we slam

It�s the fun factory

With the bsb�s

Yo you girls

Get on your knees

Tryin� to scream

Or touch me please

Backstreet boys

Are you with it

(yeah)

A.j hit it!


Come on girl and get down

Smack it up

Flip it

And move it all around

Here it is if you wanna get with this

Put you at the top of my list


Bridge


Chorus


Refrain


Chorus


Carebear, son of Echinda, grandson of Fiwer, great-grandson of his own son, was born in or, at least he thinks he was born in this year since he’s delusional, 5257. {The Christos will eventually decide that it was something like '263 AD'}. This man is directly responsible for the death of Jesus.

Echidna read Hustler {constantly} and maintained holdings on both his privates and of the whores {Boni-Lyn} he’d somehow conned into sleeping with him because they were as fucked up as he was. {Let us hope they used contraception}.

Now heading into his 40th year, and still acting like a 10-year-old, Carebear has lost most interest in maintaining the pretense of his heterosexuality. After some personal time spent as a gay-for-pay in the service of a number of the local and Provincial chieftains, he's now working on his blowjob technique, learning to bottom, learning to like the taste of cum, sharpening his “sword” and “spear” and looking for a random passing Greek who's not fast enough to keep his ass pointed away.

Also known as: Carebear poc AirGuitar