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The Life & Times of Tedious the Wood Butcher

This is a work "in progress". WARNING it is a long story so bear with me. I promise I will try to spare you of the goriest of details.

Tedious is a 16th century man, the first born to a poor family who farmed and logged for a living. Rarely did either "profession" earn enough to feed them well as the family grew from 1 child to six in the first 9 years of Tedious's life.