Eideard of Oronsay
- Eideard of Oronsay (EYED-jard)
- Admitted Pirate (when caught in the cookie jar, points at self and says "pirate" when said with a bright eye and smile, this always works. do not over-use)
- Suffers from Helium Hand syndrome
- Admitted to The Order of the Goutte de Sang at Tir Righ Fall Coronet Tournament XL/2005
- Married to HL Mogg at Sealion War XXXVIII/2003
- Nominal Head of Monkey House