Kenneniah
Kenneniah is one of the amazing Bards of Keypoynt, spending his SCAdian time barding it up with his real-life and SCAdian ladywife, Amnara, and his soon-to-be-brother-in-law, Reyus. He is really really ridiculously good-looking, and probably would have written that himself because modesty is not one of the virtues he is weighed down by.
He would rather play guitar and sing silly songs around any campfire than draw a blade or bow, but at least he's good at it, so he tends not to get killed anyway.