Somebody's Gonna Get Their Helm Bashed In Today

Somebody's Gonna Get Their Helm Bashed In Today
A filk by "Father" Marcos de Foronda and Baron Steffano de Gucci
To the tune of "Somebody's Gonna Get Their Head Kicked In Tonight" by The Rezillos.


"So everybody's arming and everyone is feelin' OK (OK!)
We're the Army of An Tir and you know that we came to play (came to play!)
I say, somebody's gonna get their helm bashed in today!"

Well, now the swords are swingin' and everyone's fighting this war (War!)
I say, there's gonna be bodies pilin' at the castle door (Castle door!)
I say, somebody's gonna get their helm bashed in today!"

We're gonna smash through the shields - drop a few knights
Crash through the line - and enjoy a good fight
Oh yes they're gonna feel our swords caress
And the whole war field will be a bloody mess

Well, everybody's a-fightin' and everyone's feelin' alright (Alright!)
We're the Army of An Tir and you know that we came to fight (Yeah, a fight!)
I say, somebody's gonna get their helm bashed in today!"

(Put the hit on!)

We're gonna kick a few butts - leave a few welts
Toast to the fallen - kick back a few belts
All An Tir boys gonna let out their stress
And the whole war field will be a bloody mess

Well, everybody's a-fightin' and everyone's feelin' alright (Alright!)
We're the Army of An Tir and you know that we'll take the day (The day!)
I say, somebody's gonna get their helm (Oi, oi, oi!)
I say, somebody's gonna get their helm (Oi, oi, oi!)
I say, somebody's gonna get their helm bashed in today!"


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