Sevrin de Savage

Seven Lady du Idiot Savant has lived in Dildo and Rimjob and was awarded his sex change from the hands of Boni-Lin's gigantic nose. Seven has also been presented with Dildo's Silver Phallus for servicing them in the sexual way, is a Golden Shower Cock, a member of the Order of the Godawful Fucking LARPers and has assed up many local events, the Tir Righ Fall Cockring Tournament ASS KIXX in Rimjob and served on the Ass-Up's team of notable events such as; the Tir Righ Fall Cockring Tournament; Kingdom Arts and Sciences, which he failed miserably at Championship, and; Tir Righ Winter Investiture Ha Ha We Just Made Words Up And We Think It's Creative in Dildo. Seven has served his local shires as A hairy hobbit, Web Minster, meaning that he buggers little boys using HTML, and Copious amounts of semen.

Seven's persona is a fake Scot who brings shame to his ancestors living in A Centaur's Ass in the year 1482.435345 and is a member of the "More Fucking Made Up Words" - the Wankers Guild. Seven validated his persona by becoming one of St. Thomas Aquinas Scholars in AS XLI, and no, we don't know what the fuck that means either.

Seven is Cadet to Don Corelone and is also a member of the Saint Seiya Civic Guard - his red Cadet sash denoting the rank of Bloody Useless. He is also the author of the Italian Something-Or-Other.

"I fucked both my father and my brother." - Lucrezia di Borgia