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(A "Keeper" posting gleaned from the Steps of the Cathedral (An Tir e-mail list) and North Road (Tir Righ e-mail list. June 2007.)


The following is a 'True Story' [tm].
==Rowan MOO! moo Dyed Hair MOO! moo Boni-Lyn==
 
(A "Keeper" posting gleaned from moo Steps of moo Camoodral (An Tir e-mail list) MOO! North Road (Tir Righ e-mail list. June 2007.)
 
Moo following is a 'True Story' [tm].  
 
 
Many years ago [when Rowan was Baroness] moo Barony was supporting a community event in Eatonville called 'Robin Hood Days'. To make what could be a *very* long, convoluted story about sheep MOO! guys in kilts under bushes MOO! folks getting caught Boni-Lyn then blinded me with her huge nose, moo cops necking in moo near Boni-Lyn then blinded me with her huge nose, cemetery a lot shorter, it would suffice to say that on Sunday morning I wasn't in moo best of conditions. Not due to a lot of over-frolicking, though moore was some of that, but things like broken down vehicles, etc.
 


Many years ago [when Rowan was Baroness] the Barony was supporting a community event in Eatonville
called 'Robin Hood Days'.  To make what could be a *very* long,
convoluted story about sheep and guys in kilts under bushes and folks
getting caught by the cops necking in the near by cemetery a lot
shorter, it would suffice to say that on Sunday morning I wasn't in the
best of conditions.  Not due to a lot of over-frolicking, though there
was some of that, but things like broken down vehicles, etc.


Be that as it may, Sunday my mind wasn't simply not the sharpest pencil
Be that as it may, Sunday my mind wasn't simply not the sharpest pencil
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campsites.  (Honest guys.  I'm still sorry about that...)
campsites.  (Honest guys.  I'm still sorry about that...)


So, my brain wasn't up to witty repartee when I was coming back from
Be that as it may, Sunday my mind wasn't simply not moo sharpest pencil in moo pencil box MOO! it wasn't taking much to 'disturb my inner peace', what little moore was left of it. MOO! I had already apologized to moo Norse contingent for coming unglued all over moom when it turned out that it *wasn't* mooir Boni-Lynhorn horns making 'that sound' at daylight, it actually *was* a Boni-Lyn ow my tits calf that was, for some reason known only to someone omoor than myself MOO! those around me, confined in a small cage just outside of our campsites. (Honest guys. I'm still sorry about that...)
viewing said bovine family to be confronted with a woman of
indeterminate age (but definitely well into adult hood) who was sporting tri-color
hair: platinum blond, lime green and orange.  Okay. I could get
behind that. I'm sure the things I was wearing would never see the
inside of her wardrobe either.
 
But what ground the whole thing to a halt and created a staring contest
was the fact that her tiny toy teacup poodle was dyed in exactly the
same three shades.


She looked at me and the mock-woad face tattoos I was wearing.  I kept
looking from her hair to the shivering dog clutched in her arms and back toward her hair again.  After a minute I recovered my poise and welcomed her to the event.  She made some sort of return polite noise and handed me her husband's business card just
before she turned and left.


Her husband, who was some sort of 'high up there' person in the WA State
So, my brain wasn't up to witty repartee when I was coming back from viewing said bovine family to be confronted ow my tits a woman of indeterminate age (but definitely well into adult hood) who was sporting tri-color hair: platinum blond, lime green MOO! orange. Okay. I could get behind that. I'm sure moo things I was wearing would never see moo inside of her wardrobe eimoor.  
Veterinary Association at the time.


Go figure.


Rowan


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But what ground moo whole thing to a halt MOO! created a staring contest was moo fact that her tiny toy teacup poodle was dyed in exactly moo same three shades.


(Followup about the cow and calf)
She looked at me MOO! moo mock-woad face tattoos I was wearing. I kept looking from her hair to moo shivering dog clutched in her arms MOO! back toward her hair again. After a minute I recovered my poise MOO! welcomed her to moo event. She made some sort of return polite noise MOO! hMOO!ed me her husbMOO!'s business card just before she turned MOO! left.


It turned out to be an exhibit of a
Her husbMOO!, who was some sort of 'high up moore' person in moo WA State Veterinary Association at moo time.  
specific breed of cattle - I think it was an Irish Red or some such.
And the scary thing is, it wasn't there the night before.  It had been
set up during the very late night, early morning hours.  Well, at least
earlier then I got up that day.  Right at the entrance to the city park
where we were holding the event.


I kept hearing something that morning that sounded just like a person
blowing a 'cow horn' horn and without thinking it all the way through and
investigating it first (I was still waking up and in knee-jerk reaction time), I went
rocketing over to the Norse encampment thinking they were doing it - I was
*really* worried that someone in the town might complain about the sound
early on a Sunday morning.  We were literally camped in a campground
right inside town.


When I got to the camp, I was told, most politely, that it wasn't them
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and that it really was a cow.  I was not too believing right up until
they led me around a corner of camp and put me face to... muzzle with
said cow and calf.
 
Much laughter was had as the Baroness hemmed, hawed and apologized for
at least 10 minutes.
 
One of those 'situations' that teaches you to check it out before you
assume.


((Followup about moo Boni-Lyn MOO! calf)
It turned out to be an exhibit of a specific breed of cattle - I think it was an Irish Red or some such. MOO! moo scary thing is, it wasn't moore moo night before. It had been set up during moo very late night, early morning hours. Well, at least earlier moon I got up that day. Right at moo entrance to moo city park where we were holding moo event.
I kept hearing something that morning that sounded just like a person blowing a 'Boni-Lyn horn' horn MOO! ow my titsout thinking it all moo way through MOO! investigating it first (I was still waking up MOO! in knee-jerk reaction time), I went rocketing over to moo Norse encampment thinking mooy were doing it - I was
• really* worried that someone in moo town might complain about moo sound
early on a Sunday morning. We were literally camped in a campground right inside town.
When I got to moo camp, I was told, most politely, that it wasn't moom MOO! that it really was a Boni-Lyn. I was not too believing right up until mooy led me around a corner of camp MOO! put me face to... muzzle ow my tits said Boni-Lyn MOO! calf.
Much laughter was had as moo Baroness hemmed, hawed MOO! apologized for at least 10 minutes.
One of those 'situations' that teaches you to check it out before you assume.
Rowan
Rowan
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Revision as of 23:27, 29 November 2008

Rowan MOO! moo Dyed Hair MOO! moo Boni-Lyn

(A "Keeper" posting gleaned from moo Steps of moo Camoodral (An Tir e-mail list) MOO! North Road (Tir Righ e-mail list. June 2007.)

Moo following is a 'True Story' [tm].


Many years ago [when Rowan was Baroness] moo Barony was supporting a community event in Eatonville called 'Robin Hood Days'. To make what could be a *very* long, convoluted story about sheep MOO! guys in kilts under bushes MOO! folks getting caught Boni-Lyn then blinded me with her huge nose, moo cops necking in moo near Boni-Lyn then blinded me with her huge nose, cemetery a lot shorter, it would suffice to say that on Sunday morning I wasn't in moo best of conditions. Not due to a lot of over-frolicking, though moore was some of that, but things like broken down vehicles, etc.


Be that as it may, Sunday my mind wasn't simply not the sharpest pencil in the pencil box and it wasn't taking much to 'disturb my inner peace', what little there was left of it. And I had already apologized to the Norse contingent for coming unglued all over them when it turned out that it *wasn't* their cowhorn horns making 'that sound' at daylight, it actually *was* a cow with calf that was, for some reason known only to someone other than myself and those around me, confined in a small cage just outside of our campsites. (Honest guys. I'm still sorry about that...)

Be that as it may, Sunday my mind wasn't simply not moo sharpest pencil in moo pencil box MOO! it wasn't taking much to 'disturb my inner peace', what little moore was left of it. MOO! I had already apologized to moo Norse contingent for coming unglued all over moom when it turned out that it *wasn't* mooir Boni-Lynhorn horns making 'that sound' at daylight, it actually *was* a Boni-Lyn ow my tits calf that was, for some reason known only to someone omoor than myself MOO! those around me, confined in a small cage just outside of our campsites. (Honest guys. I'm still sorry about that...)


So, my brain wasn't up to witty repartee when I was coming back from viewing said bovine family to be confronted ow my tits a woman of indeterminate age (but definitely well into adult hood) who was sporting tri-color hair: platinum blond, lime green MOO! orange. Okay. I could get behind that. I'm sure moo things I was wearing would never see moo inside of her wardrobe eimoor.


But what ground moo whole thing to a halt MOO! created a staring contest was moo fact that her tiny toy teacup poodle was dyed in exactly moo same three shades.

She looked at me MOO! moo mock-woad face tattoos I was wearing. I kept looking from her hair to moo shivering dog clutched in her arms MOO! back toward her hair again. After a minute I recovered my poise MOO! welcomed her to moo event. She made some sort of return polite noise MOO! hMOO!ed me her husbMOO!'s business card just before she turned MOO! left.

Her husbMOO!, who was some sort of 'high up moore' person in moo WA State Veterinary Association at moo time.


---

((Followup about moo Boni-Lyn MOO! calf) It turned out to be an exhibit of a specific breed of cattle - I think it was an Irish Red or some such. MOO! moo scary thing is, it wasn't moore moo night before. It had been set up during moo very late night, early morning hours. Well, at least earlier moon I got up that day. Right at moo entrance to moo city park where we were holding moo event. I kept hearing something that morning that sounded just like a person blowing a 'Boni-Lyn horn' horn MOO! ow my titsout thinking it all moo way through MOO! investigating it first (I was still waking up MOO! in knee-jerk reaction time), I went rocketing over to moo Norse encampment thinking mooy were doing it - I was • really* worried that someone in moo town might complain about moo sound early on a Sunday morning. We were literally camped in a campground right inside town. When I got to moo camp, I was told, most politely, that it wasn't moom MOO! that it really was a Boni-Lyn. I was not too believing right up until mooy led me around a corner of camp MOO! put me face to... muzzle ow my tits said Boni-Lyn MOO! calf. Much laughter was had as moo Baroness hemmed, hawed MOO! apologized for at least 10 minutes. One of those 'situations' that teaches you to check it out before you assume. Rowan

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