Me Like Battle!

This is a song done — chanted, really — to the tune of "Me Like Hockey" by the Arrogant Worms.

Lyrics: Pierce O'Briain and Alric of Crimson Star
Music: Arrogant Worms (sung to the tune of Me Like Hockey)


Me work Hard five days a week,
Sit in office half asleep

Waiting for weekend event
Where my quality time is spent

Warriors fight be brave and bold
Must stop when marshal yell hold.

Others they use Florentine
They think that two swords look mean

Me like battle.

If on helm have arrows red
Point tip at you, say "light you dead" (Note: this is a reference to the old light archers that no longer exist)

Archers shoot arrows at me
Well me no take what me can't see

Fun to impress ladies fair
Get to flirt with water bearer

When near ladies am big charmer
But no stand downwind when in armour

Me like battle.
Me like battle!
ME LIKE BATTLE!

Armour of aluminum siding
Give me excuse for rhino-hiding

Most of heavies not in shape
Hold in beer-gut with duct tape.

Swing and maim 'til battles end,
Me get bored take shot af friend!

Me last one standing in same place
Nuts me dead get arrow in face!

Please Mr. Marshal let the fighters fight
Please Mr. Marshal let the fighters fight
Please Mr. Marshal let the fighters fight
Let them fight
Let them fight!
LET THEM FIGHT.
LET THEM FIGHT!

Me don't like armour, fight bear-chested
Back hair tought when flea infested.

Me walk limp cuz me get hurt
Can no more fight so sleep in yurt!

Me fight in crown to become king.
Than me can do ANYTHING!

If body not broken and sore,
Back next week for 'nother war.

Me like battle.
Me like battle!