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'''THE''' Church operates under the divine and spiritual leadership of '''THE''' Pope. '''THE''' Pope authorizes the elevation of various clergy, discovers Angels here on earth, patronizes Saints, and oversees the general operations of the business of running and organizing a major religion. | '''THE''' Church operates under the divine and spiritual leadership of '''THE''' Pope. '''THE''' Pope authorizes the elevation of various clergy, discovers Angels here on earth, patronizes Saints, and oversees the general operations of the business of running and organizing a major religion. | ||
The Popes of An Tir | The Popes of An Tir | ||
Giorgio Ringo XXIII | Giorgio Ringo XXIII | ||
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The Holy Roman Catholic Apostolic Christian Church of An Tir Inc. (H.R.C.A.C.C.A.T.I., now conducting business as THE Church) was created when King Torgul took the Gucci's Kermit staff away from Master Gerhardt Von Nordflammen and annointed him Pope of the Guccis, "To keep them in line."
Divine Structure
THE POPE
THE Church operates under the divine and spiritual leadership of THE Pope. THE Pope authorizes the elevation of various clergy, discovers Angels here on earth, patronizes Saints, and oversees the general operations of the business of running and organizing a major religion.
The Popes of An Tir
Giorgio Ringo XXIII Porsche Carrera LXIX Giorgio Ringo XXIV Narcissus Syphillis, Anti-Pope Giorgio Ringo XXIV Populas Iratus
THE CARDINALS
The Cardinals are the Princes of THE Church. Cardinals hold the power, through THE Pope, to create Arch-bishops, Bishops, Abbeys, Orders, and Sees. Cardinals are selected and elevated by THE Pope for years of diligent and obedient execution of Church policy.