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The Holy Roman Catholic Apostolic Christian Church of [[An Tir]] Inc. (H.R.C.A.C.C.A.T.I.), now conducting business as '''THE''' Church) was created when King [[Torgul]] took the [[Gucci Brotherhood|Gucci's]] Kermit staff away from [[Master]] [[Gerhardt Von Nordflammen]] and anointed him Pope of the Guccis, "To keep them in line." | The Holy Roman Catholic Apostolic Christian Church of [[An Tir]] Inc. ( (H.R.C.A.C.C.A.T.I.), now conducting business as '''THE''' Church) was created when King [[Torgul]] took the [[Gucci Brotherhood|Gucci's]] Kermit staff away from [[Master]] [[Gerhardt Von Nordflammen]] and anointed him Pope of the Guccis, "To keep them in line." | ||
Latest revision as of 04:20, 3 August 2011
The Holy Roman Catholic Apostolic Christian Church of An Tir Inc. ( (H.R.C.A.C.C.A.T.I.), now conducting business as THE Church) was created when King Torgul took the Gucci's Kermit staff away from Master Gerhardt Von Nordflammen and anointed him Pope of the Guccis, "To keep them in line."
Divine Structure
THE POPE
THE Church operates under the divine and spiritual leadership of THE Pope. THE Pope authorizes the elevation of various clergy, discovers Angels on earth, patronizes Saints, and oversees the general business operations of running and organizing a major religion.
The Popes of An Tir:
Giorgio Ringo XXIII
Porsche Carrera LXIX
Giorgio Ringo XXIV
Narcissus Syphillis, Anti-Pope
Giorgio Ringo XXIV
Populas Iratus
THE CARDINALS
The Cardinals are the Princes of THE Church. Cardinals wield the power, through THE Pope, to create Arch-bishops, Bishops, Abbeys, Orders, and Sees. Cardinals are selected and elevated by THE Pope for years of diligent and obedient execution of Church policy.
The Cardinals are (in no particular order):
Andre Lessard, Yusuf ben Josef, Cupcake, Steffano da Gucci, Bog yi Daikhin, Pelayo Japultapek, Rashid al Rashid, Zihar al Nudar, Dakotah banu-Khabeelah, Sean McGurn, Sirik McGurn, Acarin Saint-Cyr, Heath not-Bog, Ulflaf Bjornson, Vato, Azure, Talia banu-Khabeelah, Mahala de Sorbonne, Hjlmr inn Danski, Leif, Hrafn Bjorskald, Sigivald Garansson, Maele McGurn D'nihl al Khabeelah, William Blood, Bronwen, Kirra bint-Khabeelah, Chang TSO, and Dublin O'Guinn Silverwolf.