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[[Image:Krenn Magnus Clinton2007.jpg|thumb|Krenn (left) fighting with his fuckbuddy, Magnus McChronoTrigger, at Chelsea Clinton’s Urethra, 2007]]
[[Image:Krenn Magnus Clinton2007.jpg|thumb|Krenn (left) fighting with his friend, [[Magnus of the Dark Wyvern|Magnus]], at [[Clinton War|Clinton]], 2007]]
'''Krenn''' is the Kingdom Webminister. He is so pretentious he uses the phrase ‘minister’ instead of ‘master’, even though he obviously has some issues about S&M he should work out. He organizes the Kingdom web team and mailing lists by making petty insults and whiny overblown 24-year bans, and performs fellatio on his father on Wednesdays.  
'''Krenn''' is the Kingdom Webminister. He organizes the Kingdom web team and mailing lists, and performs primary system administration functions on the Kingdom's server.


==Awards==
Awards: [[Award of Arms|AoA]], [[Goutte de Sang|GdS]], [[Albatross|Alb]]
*Asshole of the Year
*God Damn Stupid Asshole Of The Centure
*AAAAAAH NO GET AWAY FROM ME HERE YOU CAN HAVE THIS RIBBON


==Known Accomplices and Affiliations==
Activities: Web Stuff, Armouring, Heavy Combat.
*Man at Arms to Geoffrey MacLean, who is up in heaven, after realizing he consorted with a pack of losers and didn’t want to live anymore.
*Member of the Chelsea Clinton Engineers. Gotta get the bitch to pee somehow.
*Inexplicably Married to Rosalinde McAllistair.  We all know she’s a tranny anyway.
*Squire to Yusuf ben Josef. I’m not going to even edit this because that stupid fucking name speaks for itself.
*Often seen in cahoots with Magnus of the Dark Wyvern, often humming the Final Fantasy victory theme whenever they turn a corner, especially around Lions Gate fight practices.  


==Known Accomplices and Affiliations==
*Man at Arms to [[Geoffrey MacLean]], who is up in heaven, sorting through God's scotch bottles for the best stuff.
*Member of the Clinton Engineers.
*Married to [[Rosalinde McAllistair]].
*Squire to [[Yusuf ben Josef]].
*Often seen in cahoots with [[Magnus of the Dark Wyvern]], especially around [[Lions Gate]] fight practices.


Web notability: a videoblog called "[http://www.youtube.com/KrennVonSalzburg Return to Fighting Trim]", on YouTube.  This contains videos from fight practices in the Barony of Lions Gate.


Activities: Pretending his cum is spider web, re-enacting 2Girls1Cup, Heavy Combat, emphasis on the heavy.
[[Image:Krenn_arms_clean.gif|thumb|Krenn's not-yet-submitted arms]]He is currently trying to blazon his arms, and in consultation with the local heralds has come up with "Azure, in fess between a mace fesswise and a helm affronty argent three mullets Or all within a bordure embattled argent", although there are apparently concerns about "slot-machine" appearance.
 
 
Web notability: a videoblog called "Return to Fighting Trim ([http://www.youtube.com/KrennVonSalzburg])", on YouTube. This is considered by many to be the worst thing to ever be posted on YouTube.  This makes Chocolate Rain look like art.
 
[[Image:Krenn_arms_clean.gif|thumb|Krenn's not-yet-submitted arms, because he’s too busy wanking.
He is currently trying to get up off his ass and go outside for a change, and in consultation with the local whores has come up with "Fine, I’ll pretend to be a wench, but blindfold me first so I don’t have to look at you. Pay me up front.", although there are apparently concerns about his "horrifying" appearance.]]
 


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Revision as of 00:45, 30 November 2008

Krenn (left) fighting with his friend, Magnus, at Clinton, 2007

Krenn is the Kingdom Webminister. He organizes the Kingdom web team and mailing lists, and performs primary system administration functions on the Kingdom's server.

Awards: AoA, GdS, Alb

Activities: Web Stuff, Armouring, Heavy Combat.

Known Accomplices and Affiliations

Web notability: a videoblog called "Return to Fighting Trim", on YouTube. This contains videos from fight practices in the Barony of Lions Gate.

Krenn's not-yet-submitted arms

He is currently trying to blazon his arms, and in consultation with the local heralds has come up with "Azure, in fess between a mace fesswise and a helm affronty argent three mullets Or all within a bordure embattled argent", although there are apparently concerns about "slot-machine" appearance.

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