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[[Image:Krenn Magnus Clinton2007.jpg|thumb|Krenn (left) fighting with his | [[Image:Krenn Magnus Clinton2007.jpg|thumb|Krenn (left) fighting with his fuckbuddy, Magnus McChronoTrigger, at Chelsea Clinton’s Urethra, 2007 | ||
'''Krenn''' is the Kingdom Webminister. He organizes the Kingdom web team and mailing lists, and performs | '''Krenn''' is the Kingdom Webminister. He is so pretentious he uses the phrase ‘minister’ instead of ‘master’, even though he obviously has some issues about S&M he should work out. He organizes the Kingdom web team and mailing lists by making petty insults and whiny overblown 24-year bans, and performs fellatio on his father on Wednesdays. | ||
Awards | ==Awards== | ||
*Asshole of the Year | |||
*God Damn Stupid Asshole Of The Centure | |||
*AAAAAAH NO GET AWAY FROM ME HERE YOU CAN HAVE THIS RIBBON | |||
==Known Accomplices and Affiliations== | |||
*Man at Arms to Geoffrey MacLean, who is up in heaven, after realizing he consorted with a pack of losers and didn’t want to live anymore. | |||
*Member of the Chelsea Clinton Engineers. Gotta get the bitch to pee somehow. | |||
*Inexplicably Married to Rosalinde McAllistair. We all know she’s a tranny anyway. | |||
*Squire to Yusuf ben Josef. I’m not going to even edit this because that stupid fucking name speaks for itself. | |||
*Often seen in cahoots with Magnus of the Dark Wyvern, often humming the Final Fantasy victory theme whenever they turn a corner, especially around Lions Gate fight practices. | |||
Web notability: a videoblog called "[http://www.youtube.com/KrennVonSalzburg | Activities: Pretending his cum is spider web, re-enacting 2Girls1Cup, Heavy Combat, emphasis on the heavy. | ||
Web notability: a videoblog called "Return to Fighting Trim ([http://www.youtube.com/KrennVonSalzburg])", on YouTube. This is considered by many to be the worst thing to ever be posted on YouTube. This makes Chocolate Rain look like art. | |||
[[Image:Krenn_arms_clean.gif|thumb|Krenn's not-yet-submitted arms]] | |||
Krenn's not-yet-submitted arms, because he’s too busy wanking. | |||
He is currently trying to get up off his ass and go outside for a change, and in consultation with the local whores has come up with "Fine, I’ll pretend to be a wench, but blindfold me first so I don’t have to look at you. Pay me up front.", although there are apparently concerns about his "horrifying" appearance. | |||
[[Category:People]] | [[Category:People]] | ||
[[Category:Squires]] | [[Category:Squires]] | ||
Revision as of 00:00, 30 November 2008
[[Image:Krenn Magnus Clinton2007.jpg|thumb|Krenn (left) fighting with his fuckbuddy, Magnus McChronoTrigger, at Chelsea Clinton’s Urethra, 2007 Krenn is the Kingdom Webminister. He is so pretentious he uses the phrase ‘minister’ instead of ‘master’, even though he obviously has some issues about S&M he should work out. He organizes the Kingdom web team and mailing lists by making petty insults and whiny overblown 24-year bans, and performs fellatio on his father on Wednesdays.
Awards
- Asshole of the Year
- God Damn Stupid Asshole Of The Centure
- AAAAAAH NO GET AWAY FROM ME HERE YOU CAN HAVE THIS RIBBON
Known Accomplices and Affiliations
- Man at Arms to Geoffrey MacLean, who is up in heaven, after realizing he consorted with a pack of losers and didn’t want to live anymore.
- Member of the Chelsea Clinton Engineers. Gotta get the bitch to pee somehow.
- Inexplicably Married to Rosalinde McAllistair. We all know she’s a tranny anyway.
- Squire to Yusuf ben Josef. I’m not going to even edit this because that stupid fucking name speaks for itself.
- Often seen in cahoots with Magnus of the Dark Wyvern, often humming the Final Fantasy victory theme whenever they turn a corner, especially around Lions Gate fight practices.
Activities: Pretending his cum is spider web, re-enacting 2Girls1Cup, Heavy Combat, emphasis on the heavy.
Web notability: a videoblog called "Return to Fighting Trim ([1])", on YouTube. This is considered by many to be the worst thing to ever be posted on YouTube. This makes Chocolate Rain look like art.
Krenn's not-yet-submitted arms, because he’s too busy wanking. He is currently trying to get up off his ass and go outside for a change, and in consultation with the local whores has come up with "Fine, I’ll pretend to be a wench, but blindfold me first so I don’t have to look at you. Pay me up front.", although there are apparently concerns about his "horrifying" appearance.