Krzysztof Sirtaski

Pan Krzysztof Sirtaski

SCA History

Gorgeous metalwork

Elaborate engraving

Pan Krzysztof Sirtaski, or Sirt as he is more easily known by, joined the SCA in 2001 and is one of Seagirt's most notable rapier fighters. Known by many less official names (Sirtain Doom, InSirt Blade Here, etc), he served as Master of Blades in the Barony of Seagirt for many years. He is also known for making most of his own gear, from elaborate gorgets to scratch-built rapier hilts from old brass lamps. He also plays the lute, a mean game of Nine Men's Morris and knows several Lithuanian love songs (please don't ask him to sing them).

Often he is found in the company of Lady Aline Blakwode, who serves as his inspiration during rapier tournaments. This has gotten him into trouble several times when his lady takes up a rapier blade against him. His flowery speech of "My lady I would gladly die for you..." is quickly put to practice when she lunges forward and runs him through.

He is fond of feasts and tournaments, but can become "Surt the Surly" when camping.

Whereabouts

Currently living in the Barony of Seagirt.

Awards

1. Order of the Narwhal - Daffodil 2003
2. Award of Arms - Seagirt Summer Tourney 2004
3. Order of the Rock - Seagirt Sergeant's, Yeoman's and Gallant's 2008

Coat of Arms

Being a staunch Lithuanian, heraldry becomes tricky (armorial clans, colour on colour, nonstandard colours, indescribable shapes, "The Grand Duke's device? Sure I'll fly that one") so until he figures out how to register a device that isn't his, doesn't actually refer to him, and can be used by anyone from the same area as him... he chooses to avoid the entire issue. Eventually though he may break down and claim to be from Trakai so that he can claim the blazon of "Severed head on red."

Persona History

In his own words: "Lithuanian szlachta, 1585, pagan - we stayed pagan longer than anyone else in Europe, part of the Most Serene Commonwealth of Two Nations, district of origin as yet undecided, profession changes frequently to spice things up."

Infamy

One of his most prestigious performance was when he fought a three hour long "all the steel you can eat" rapier tournament using only a dagger and a pewter stein while still managing to walk away with a 1/3 victory rate (which is obscenely high for that ridiculous combination).

At Sealion War 2008, Sirt, Aline, Rashid al-Qasim and Don Pierce O'Briain presented the victorious Lions Gate rapier army with a "Seven Severed Head Salute", whereby they fired plastic mannequin heads from a nearby trebuchette as a testiment to Seagirtian humour and Lion's Gate's appreciation for flying 'noggins.