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This is a song done — chanted, really — to the tune of "Me Like Hockey" by the Arrogant Worms. | This is a song done — chanted, really — to the tune of "Me Like Hockey" by the Arrogant Worms. | ||
(thanks to Sir [[Duncan MacKinnon]] for sending me an archive of this song!) | |||
Lyrics: [[Pierce O'Briain]] and [[Ailric the Green|Alric]] of [[Crimson Star]]<br> | |||
Music: Arrogant Worms (sung to the tune of ''Me Like Hockey'')<br> | |||
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Me work Hard five days a week,<br> | Me work Hard five days a week,<br> | ||
Sit in office half asleep<br> | Sit in office half asleep<br> | ||
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Others they use Florentine<br> | Others they use Florentine<br> | ||
They think that two swords look mean<br> | They think that two swords look mean<br> | ||
Me like battle.<br> | Me like battle.<br> | ||
If on helm have arrows red<br> | If on helm have arrows red<br> | ||
Point tip at you, say "light you dead" <small>(Note: this is a reference to the old light archers that no longer exist)</small> <br> | Point tip at you, say "light you dead" <small>(Note: this is a reference to the old light archers that no longer exist)</small> <br> | ||
Archers shoot arrows at me<br> | Archers shoot arrows at me<br> | ||
Well me no take what me can't see<br> | Well me no take what me can't see<br> | ||
Fun to impress ladies fair<br> | Fun to impress ladies fair<br> | ||
Get to flirt with water bearer<br> | Get to flirt with water bearer<br> | ||
When near ladies am big charmer<br> | When near ladies am big charmer<br> | ||
But no stand downwind when in armour<br> | But no stand downwind when in armour<br> | ||
Me like battle.<br> | Me like battle.<br> | ||
Me like battle!<br> | Me like battle!<br> | ||
ME LIKE BATTLE!<br> | ME LIKE BATTLE!<br> | ||
Armour of aluminum siding<br> | Armour of aluminum siding<br> | ||
Give me excuse for rhino-hiding<br> | Give me excuse for rhino-hiding<br> | ||
Most of heavies not in shape<br> | Most of heavies not in shape<br> | ||
Hold in beer-gut with duct tape.<br> | Hold in beer-gut with duct tape.<br> | ||
Swing and maim 'til battles end,<br> | Swing and maim 'til battles end,<br> | ||
Me get bored take shot af friend!<br> | Me get bored take shot af friend!<br> | ||
Me last one standing in same place<br> | Me last one standing in same place<br> | ||
Nuts me dead get arrow in face!<br> | Nuts me dead get arrow in face!<br> | ||
Please Mr. Marshal let the fighters fight<br> | Please Mr. Marshal let the fighters fight<br> | ||
Please Mr. Marshal let the fighters fight<br> | Please Mr. Marshal let the fighters fight<br> | ||
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LET THEM FIGHT.<br> | LET THEM FIGHT.<br> | ||
LET THEM FIGHT!<br> | LET THEM FIGHT!<br> | ||
Me don't like armour, fight bear-chested<br> | Me don't like armour, fight bear-chested<br> | ||
Back hair | Back hair tough when flea infested.<br> | ||
Me walk limp cuz me get hurt<br> | Me walk limp cuz me get hurt<br> | ||
Can no more fight so sleep in yurt!<br> | Can no more fight so sleep in yurt!<br> | ||
Me fight in crown to become king.<br> | Me fight in crown to become king.<br> | ||
Than me can do ANYTHING!<br> | Than me can do ANYTHING!<br> | ||
If body not broken and sore,<br> | If body not broken and sore,<br> | ||
Back next week for 'nother war.<br> | Back next week for 'nother war.<br> | ||
Me like battle.<br> | Me like battle.<br> | ||
Me like battle!<br> | Me like battle!<br> | ||
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Latest revision as of 19:57, 15 November 2025
This is a song done — chanted, really — to the tune of "Me Like Hockey" by the Arrogant Worms.
(thanks to Sir Duncan MacKinnon for sending me an archive of this song!)
Lyrics: Pierce O'Briain and Alric of Crimson Star
Music: Arrogant Worms (sung to the tune of Me Like Hockey)
Me work Hard five days a week,
Sit in office half asleep
Waiting for weekend event
Where my quality time is spent
Warriors fight be brave and bold
Must stop when marshal yell hold.
Others they use Florentine
They think that two swords look mean
Me like battle.
If on helm have arrows red
Point tip at you, say "light you dead" (Note: this is a reference to the old light archers that no longer exist)
Archers shoot arrows at me
Well me no take what me can't see
Fun to impress ladies fair
Get to flirt with water bearer
When near ladies am big charmer
But no stand downwind when in armour
Me like battle.
Me like battle!
ME LIKE BATTLE!
Armour of aluminum siding
Give me excuse for rhino-hiding
Most of heavies not in shape
Hold in beer-gut with duct tape.
Swing and maim 'til battles end,
Me get bored take shot af friend!
Me last one standing in same place
Nuts me dead get arrow in face!
Please Mr. Marshal let the fighters fight
Please Mr. Marshal let the fighters fight
Please Mr. Marshal let the fighters fight
Let them fight
Let them fight!
LET THEM FIGHT.
LET THEM FIGHT!
Me don't like armour, fight bear-chested
Back hair tough when flea infested.
Me walk limp cuz me get hurt
Can no more fight so sleep in yurt!
Me fight in crown to become king.
Than me can do ANYTHING!
If body not broken and sore,
Back next week for 'nother war.
Me like battle.
Me like battle!
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