Somebody's Gonna Get Their Helm Bashed In Today

Somebody's Gonna Get Their Helm Bashed In Today
A filk by "Father" Marcos de Foronda and Baron Steffano de Gucci
To the tune of "Somebody's Gonna Get Their Head Kicked In Tonight" by The Rezillos. [1]


"So everybody's arming and everyone is feelin' OK (OK!)
We're the Army of An Tir and you know that we came to play (came to play!)
I say, somebody's gonna get their helm bashed in today!"

Well, now the swords are swingin' and everyone's fighting this war (War!)
I say, there's gonna be bodies pilin' at the castle door (Castle door!)
I say, somebody's gonna get their helm bashed in today!"

We're gonna smash through the shields - drop a few knights
Crash through the line - and enjoy a good fight
Oh yes they're gonna feel our swords caress
And the whole war field will be a bloody mess

Well, everybody's a-fightin' and everyone's feelin' alright (Alright!)
We're the Army of An Tir and you know that we came to fight (Yeah, a fight!)
I say, somebody's gonna get their helm bashed in today!"

(Put the hit on!)

We're gonna kick a few butts - leave a few welts
Toast to the fallen - kick back a few belts
All An Tir boys gonna let out their stress
And the whole war field will be a bloody mess

Well, everybody's a-fightin' and everyone's feelin' alright (Alright!)
We're the Army of An Tir and you know that we'll take the day (The day!)
I say, somebody's gonna get their helm (Oi, oi, oi!)
I say, somebody's gonna get their helm (Oi, oi, oi!)
I say, somebody's gonna get their helm bashed in today!"


"Father" Marcos de Foronda - WOAW
Fanatical Former of Fantastical Filks >br> fathermarcos@q.com
Credendo Vides

[1] Fun trivia: Originally by Earl Vince and the Valiants, which was actually Fleetwood Mac performing under an alias.