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| − | The Dread Pirate Owen, as he would one day | + | The Dread Pirate Owen, as he would one day be known, was born under a bad sign and even worse weather. His mother, believing him to be cursed, left Owen at the door of a monastery. The monks, believing him was in collusion with the Beast, traded Owen to a band of roving gypsies for a sack of turnips and two pounds of barley. The roving gypsies, realizing what a a rogue and scoundrel he would be, left Owen in the woods to be raised by wolves. And thus did he receive a well-rounded education. |
| − | Owen's first act of rascallism was picking a blind man's pocket | + | Owen's first act of rascallism was picking a blind man's pocket whilst punning. He was fined two Pound Sterling for larceny, and five Pound for poor taste in comedy. |
| − | He next led a band of thieves, murderers and door-to-door evangelists to capture one of the King's ships so that they might take to the high seas and begin a life of piracy. | + | He next led a band of thieves, murderers and door-to-door evangelists to capture one of the King's ships, so that they all might take to the high seas and begin a life of piracy. Late one night, they stole onto a Man o' War down at the harbor, beat the crew into unconsciousness, hoisted the sails, and began drinking to their success. It was only when the morning sun rose that they realized they had hijacked a ship in dry dock. They quietly snuck off the ship and nursed their hangovers for the rest of the day. |
| − | Later that year, he won a bar fight in | + | Later that year, he won a bar fight in Marrakesh by beating seven men to death with the mummified remains of a camel. Owen hid the bodies in barrels of Turkish vodka, which greatly improved it's flavor. |
| − | One day, Owen came upon a dragon. He was | + | One day, Owen came upon a dragon. He was disappointed to learn that it wasn't a dragon, but merely a fallen tree that looked like a dragon in that light. If it had been a dragon, Owen later wrote in his memoirs, he could have ruled the world. History may never know. |
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 Sergeant Owen at Seagirt's SYG Trials AS 43/2008 | ||||||||
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SCA History
Owen Hallehyne plays in the SCA for the wine, the women, and the song. That was until he showed up at an event with a girlfriend, a case of Laryngitis, and the realization that he forgot to stop at the cold beer and wine store back down the highway.
Ownen's hair colour has been known to change from day to day, or sometimes moment to moment if you look away quickly enough.
Owen is squired to Lady Bolverk of Momchilovich, who teaches him how to play with fire.
Member of House of the Golden Oar
Known Accomplices
Whereabouts
Currently residing in the Barony of Seagirt.
Awards
- Silver Bear (Seagirt) - March 22, AS 37/2003
- Award of Arms - Sep 20, AS 38/2003, Gunnarr and Gabriell
- Sergeant of Seagirt - September 24, AS 40/2005
- Silent Hammer (Seagirt) - Aug 16, AS 43/2008
Persona History
The Dread Pirate Owen, as he would one day be known, was born under a bad sign and even worse weather. His mother, believing him to be cursed, left Owen at the door of a monastery. The monks, believing him was in collusion with the Beast, traded Owen to a band of roving gypsies for a sack of turnips and two pounds of barley. The roving gypsies, realizing what a a rogue and scoundrel he would be, left Owen in the woods to be raised by wolves. And thus did he receive a well-rounded education.
Owen's first act of rascallism was picking a blind man's pocket whilst punning. He was fined two Pound Sterling for larceny, and five Pound for poor taste in comedy.
He next led a band of thieves, murderers and door-to-door evangelists to capture one of the King's ships, so that they all might take to the high seas and begin a life of piracy. Late one night, they stole onto a Man o' War down at the harbor, beat the crew into unconsciousness, hoisted the sails, and began drinking to their success. It was only when the morning sun rose that they realized they had hijacked a ship in dry dock. They quietly snuck off the ship and nursed their hangovers for the rest of the day.
Later that year, he won a bar fight in Marrakesh by beating seven men to death with the mummified remains of a camel. Owen hid the bodies in barrels of Turkish vodka, which greatly improved it's flavor.
One day, Owen came upon a dragon. He was disappointed to learn that it wasn't a dragon, but merely a fallen tree that looked like a dragon in that light. If it had been a dragon, Owen later wrote in his memoirs, he could have ruled the world. History may never know.
Infamy
Where do we even start?
